take the bullet

To be the designated driver for the nite
Thanks Elena for driving home from the Rancid show last nite! Next show, I'll take the bullet so no one gets a DUI.
by hbsteels September 21, 2008
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morning bullet

The female equivalent of morning wood.

This term is slang and refers to a female erection upon waking up in the morning. These erections are perfectly normal and occur when neurological stimulators cause blood to flow into the clitoris during REM sleep. This ensures that oxygen is properly delivered to the clitoris and helps keep clitoral tissue healthy.
Luckily for girls, morning bullets are incognito.
by 4H-Babe January 11, 2012
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Randy Bullet

Some Dude from the uk who shagged the queen
"Its randy bullet randy bullet"
by Topdog2113 November 03, 2020
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Shit Bullet

A Shit Bullet is a piece of poo poo that shoots out of your anus with such force, that is splashes dirty toilet water all over your butt and even onto the bathroom floor. These tend to be small pieces that can slip out with a lot of force.
(Man 1) Hey man, I need some bleach and an old towel. (Man 2) Why? (Man 1) Because I just shot out a Shit Bullet and now there is shit all over the floor and mirror. (Man 2) Damn it dude! Every time you come over here you leave me with that same nasty surprise! Have you ever thought about eating something called FRUIT?! Or something with Fiber in it?
by the2ndflood August 02, 2008
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bullet dick

A word created by thehodgetwins. Adj. Used to describe a dude with a Lethal (bullet) dick.

Girls love dudes with bullet dicks.
Joe - I hit that pussy all night long
Steve - Did she ask for more "bullet dick"?

Courtney - I want him to give me his bullet dick.
by JamesVanderbeet November 23, 2011
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Dodged a Bullet

When you end a relationship with someone whom you didn't knock up.
by shyguy88 October 31, 2022
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Bullet Stan

Defines a person being obsessed with My Chemical Romance's record "I Brought You My Bullets You Brought Me Your Love". They like to connect with the artist in their own way, like not taking a shower at all and staying inside for months.
The album is filled with a lot of anger, despair and angst, being written as therapy by lead singer Gerard Way who suffered from anxiety, depression and drug/alcohol addiction at that time.
These are typical attributes of Bullet Stans, even though they are also often defined by the leading images of MyChem, being blood, vampires, typical horror images, death, grief, fear and hate.
You could say that they are still living in MyChems early days, being a New Jersey band formed in the post hardcore movement (frequently, but wrongly called emo), recreating the everyday horrors of 5 young men that didnt were professional musicians but 5 dudes not knowing a way for their life yet, trying to grasp this opportunity, to finally achieve something, as strong as they could.

Not to confuse with Revenge Stan!
Normal MCR Stan: Ew, you smell really bad, when was the last time you took a shower??

Bullet Stan: I dont know. I'm sorry, I'm a Bullet Stan.

MCR Stan: Oh, I mean okay, but what has this to do with taking a shower?? Please, this is so unhygienic!

Bullet Stan: Is that something you would have also asked Gerard Way?? Please respect my decisions when praying to our god and savior!
by Gee_Gee_ October 04, 2020
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