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turd burgling ass monkey

an insult for someone you stole something from you in a joking manor.
"Give me back my popcorn you turd burgling ass monkey!"
by Ksmak July 22, 2006
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Burlington High School

Burlington High School is a public 9-12 high school in southern Iowa. It is the only public high school in the area; if you do not consider the Alternative school.

They are the Grayhounds.

The school focuses on athletics seemingly more than academics.

The school has a particularly bad reputation concerning fighting, violnce and partying.

The school has broken a record this school year, on having the most suspension in one day (eighteen). Every suspension was the result of a fight
A person: Hey, did you hear abot that fight over at Burlington High School?
B person: Yeah, man, that's crazy to have a school be so undermanaged.
by studentxxxx December 22, 2008
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Burlington Fun Face

Sneeking into a friends house when he isn't home, stripping down the bed and taking a shit on his or her mattress. Then creating a funny face with a sharpie marker using the pile of shit as the nose.
Dude, Brad really made me angry so I gave him the old Burlington Fun Face.
by Cake2 January 12, 2008
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Burlington

A town in South Jersey, right by the Delware River that includes wonderous things like a water tower and a horrible punk scene.
Oh, you're from Burlington...yeah, um, I gotta go.
by Dan Kerstetter October 18, 2006
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Bagling

bagling - n - 1.) a bagling is a fry dislodged from the frypod and resides in the bottom of the tasty fast food's bag, which becomes inedible after touching the bottom of the bag 2.) a douche-bag's apprentice, aka his douche-prodigy
1. Dude why the hell didn't you hold the bag, now there are baglings and those damn baglings taste like shit.

2. I feel so bad for that girl, her douche bag boyfriend brought his bagling on their date.
by S to the RAGE September 30, 2009
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turd burgling

When one steals someone else's terds without their permission. A lot of the times turd burgulars hide the terds and often place them in a wheel barrell.
The other memember of the tooting twosome enjoys turd burgling from her friends. She steals their poop and hides it.
by Amanda330931 March 3, 2008
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Burlington

I couldn't use a public restroom because someone busted a Burlington.
by Honey Walnut Shrimp March 19, 2009
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