Dirty Buchanan

whilst in a threesome (two men one woman) during double penetration the guy on top or standing up blows his man goo on the poor unsuspecting bros testi's

Brazil was great until my douchbag friend gave me a Dirty Buchanan

by gay, homo, fag, asshole, DP August 12, 2009

buceta

pussy in portugues

by Anonymous June 18, 2003

Bluche

Bluetooth + Douche
A person who has permanently affixed their bluetooth earpiece to their head. Bonus points if it has a blinking blue LED.

There was a bluche in line in front of me at Starbucks.

by breonnagy October 24, 2007

Bochest

To dominate. i.e to own or to son

"Hey Banks, I heard Z fucked your girlfriend" said tim

"Yeah" Banks replied, "he Bochested me"

by Timmy Asher February 13, 2008

bouchebag

noun. A portmanteau of "bourgeois" and "douchebag." A douchebag whose attitudes are amplified by their bourgeois lifestyle. Not to be confused with a yuppie, though many yuppies can be defined as such.

1: "There's nothing better than fine wine, you fucking simpleton. Now excuse me while I head off to Starbucks in my hybrid SUV..."

2: "Bouchebag!"

1: "Piss off!"

by the infinite wonder October 9, 2009

bachelor steps

An artificially inflated number of "steps", commonly acquired by single men wearing a fitness tracker/smart watch on their wank hand.

"What are you getting up to tonight?"

"Well, I was going to go for a walk...but I think I'll just stay home, get a few thousand bachelor steps in, and watch some Netflix"

by Eff Dee Emm September 26, 2017

geo bachelor

A married military member separated from their spouse, often for the length of their tour.

Rodger is a Geo Bachelor while he's stationed in Hawaii and his wife is back home.

by TheGirlNextDoor808 October 13, 2013