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Branden Riley

everything a girl wants. hot body goes to fletcher and gets all the girls. anywhere he goes so do hot girls. likes to hang out and play soccer. dresses like a prep.
by Branden Riley April 4, 2009
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Branned

Extremely vulgar way of saying 'fucked'. It holds every negative connotation ever conceived by man and is the most insulting word.
Person 1: Thats fucked up
Person 2: No it's not, it's branned.

S: That guy is such a bran
J: Yeah, he seriously can't teach
Ray: Wheres your homwok?
by Pairs of three guys December 22, 2008
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Black Banded

A person usually girls who are not virgins, but have never had sex sober. They wear a single black band, or bracelet, on their upper right arm. Almost always some kind of an addict or user.
"Are you joking? Ive been black banded since I was 12"
by HannahsInnocence December 27, 2009
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Charles Van Den Branden

A pussy as lil #goon and #civilian
You see that guy Charles Van Den Branden? He a whole as bitch
by Jonskinator December 7, 2022
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braided leather belt

A belt that douchey frat boys wore in the 90s and early 2000s.

There may be another word to describe this material, but only douches would know it.
I wanna do a keg stand, bro. Hold me up by my braided leather belt.
by ahlei June 8, 2016
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Brandens penis

Girl: whip out dick
Branden: pulls it out
Girl:You have a brandens penis
by Girl that is hot December 7, 2018
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Brande

Of Amazonian descent. Typically blonde in hair and along with being a fierce warrior has a gentle heart. Although her beauty can easily be seen from a distance her true beauty lies deeper in her mesmerizing green eyes. She’ll unlock every door to your heart and make herself at home with her thoughtfulness and kindness. Vanilla scented and a body rivaled only by a goddess making men weak with a single glance and a strut. More commonly known as the real life Fifth Element, Supreme Being and has lips that will keep you dazed at the very thought of them.
Guy 1: “I met a Brande once, she stalked us after our first date.”

Guy 2:”I know, she tends to do that, she just likes people watching and she was annoyed that a Space Blob ate all the Guinness Cheese so she was looking to boost her spirits.”
by GingerSpaceBlob March 10, 2019
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