box

a measurement of sorts and the correct term in which to define a gathering of hipsters either publicly or privately

"Awe shit bro you look like shit"
"yeah man i walked through a box of hipsters on my way here, i think one of them got tea on me, so if i start talking about NPR and fair trade cigarettes don't hesitate to shoot me right in the face"

by PreTrender November 22, 2013

In the Box

A straight man pretending hard to make everyone think he is gay.

Named after Walter Box, the famed track star that pretended to be dating Sam Smith while secretly having an affair with a woman.

Walter: Let's go suck dicks!
Sam: Walter, I don't think you're gay. I think you're "in the box".
Walter: I... um, I like boobs
Sam: I knew it

by WheezyLegere September 7, 2016

box

1) Short for "tool box". Calling someone a box is worse than calling that person a tool, since it refers to a whole box of tools.
2) To fight using one's fists, usually in a ring, as if you were Mike Tyson.

You won't even box my 10-year-old brother? Man, you can be a real box sometimes.

by Nick D May 1, 2003

box

Slang for a crossfit gym.

I've been to boxes all over the world and this my favorite box.

That box is way too crowded. I'd just as soon go to a globo gym.

by TheExpatreneur May 24, 2014

box

short for boom box and or ghetto blaster types of portable stereos.

"my box can make you deaf"

by whymanwhy February 29, 2004

box

the thing gurls lovs guys to eat out

michael ate my box last night

by Anonymous October 10, 2003

The Box

A guy who was born with bad luck and lives a life of misfortune and missed chances. He will never catch a break and is hated by all women who know him.

" I am The Box" The Box

by The Box55 February 9, 2010