Bork

The act of lifting chairs from the ground and putting them in the cubby under the desk, usually to assist the job of the cleaning lady or to annoy a particular teacher
Joey was being really annoying, so I borked him.
Borking all the chairs in the classroom is the best way of finding something that fell on the floor
by An_Anonymous_Borker May 23, 2013
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Verb.
(1)Euphemism for sexual intercourse. Bork is an attempt to draw a fine line between the childish term boink and the slightly degrading term pork.
Dude, I totally borked that chick last night!

Excuse me mam, would you like to bork?

Edith was found to be foul after borking Ronald.
by Captain Yossarian November 02, 2005
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by Pupper the Innocent May 18, 2017
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Bork

the slang for gotta love some meatloaf!
by TheRealMr.Sampson February 01, 2018
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The ancient language of the almighty majestic doggo. To bork is a privelege one must cherish.
"DUDE I JUST GOT TO BORK WITH A MAJESTIC DOGGO!!!!".
by Leeroy Wordkins September 20, 2017
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Although confused to be a mixture of beef and pork sometimes; a word that means everything. Usually used as an exclamintation.
What the bork?;
Bork bork bork!;
A borker is one who borks.
by blackorchids July 18, 2003
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borked

1. broken, does not work
2.broke, as in: I do not have any money
"wanna go to the alamo tonight?" "No, man I'm borked."

Dammit, this stupid computer isn't working I guess it's borked.
by Gabby-dawg February 16, 2005
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