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Bonnet touch

The act of touching a young ladies bonnet before she notices.
‘I got a two second Bonnet touch’
Well done Dan
by The Hoff 75 September 14, 2022
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noodle bonnet

1)A large pink silicone face bonnet that protects your hair while slurping hot noodles through a face hole
"Ooh, noodles in hot broth"! I need my noodle bonnet so that I don't get it in my hair or down my top".
by Qtbounce June 5, 2021
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Burraneer Bonnet

The Burraneer Bonnet is when you wear a welding mask on your head like a women's bonnet whilst welding.

To use the Welding Mask as a hat rather than a mask.
Oi Lad, welding on the muffler this arvo, can I borrow ya burraneer bonnet.
by VanErnestt February 22, 2022
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Pearl Bonnet

When a man ejaculates on a bald woman’s head
Do you remember that bald girl? Yeah, I gave her a pearl bonnet.
by TissuesBox March 8, 2024
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bonnet

1. to locate patches of bluebonnets in Texas and take photographs in them
Hey, do y’all want to go bonnetting this weekend? I saw some nice spots on the side of the road today.
by WittyOne23 April 19, 2023
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Bonnet

A $e×y bunnie from FNaF SL (Female__--_-_)
That is overrated by BonBon and Ballora. (And mostly by your lil' sis)

Facts:
1. She LOVES BonBon
2. She dislikes Funtime Freddy
3. She is OBSESSED with BonBon
4. Ballora is one of her ☆ß e $t i E$☆
5. Minireenas have for a long time been helping her
6. Officially Failed NNN (w/BonBon)
7. S@ Va g E
8. Bigger mouth than she should have (compared to her size)
9. She wants actually her button booped, not nose. Take a guess why.
10. = you do not want to know.
But. Freddy, Bonnet is the only girl in our rase, why would it be illegal to ***k her if she likes me?

(An argue that featured Bonnet and Funtime Freddy)

Ft.Fr: Your mouth is bigger than the comparison of your size

Bonnet: Well, at least my mouth is bigger that your d!ck will ever be~

~~~~~~~-------$!lence-------~~~~~~
by BonBon (guy on Funtime Freddy) November 22, 2021
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on it like a car bonnet

either

a) for a police officer/detective/Sherlock Holmes or anyone along those lines in hot pursuit of either a of a criminal (usually a juvenile delinquent truating or in search of new adventure (unplanned) in the great outdoor wilderness.

b) can also be used as a derogatory term for a couple who have sex outside in public (usually on the bonnet or hood of their own parked car).

NB: my definition a) comes from the fact that some criminals aressted after a foot chase are brought back to the officer's patrol car/van, physically shoved onto the hood and then handcuffed. Also when people get lost in the wilderness while travelling by car, they might sit on the hood/bonnet of their car and think about what to do, sometimes waiting just long enough for an unplanned adventure to come and find them 9like a bear coming out of the wilderness to smell your vehicle). my definition b) refers to the fact that some couples do use the hood/bonnet of their car to have sex in public, think its okay, simply because its their car.
two police officers in discussion, after one of their fellow officers go off on a foot chase:

officer a): where's my partner Michael?, you seen him?

officer b): i think I saw him on it like a car bonnet, chasing after that hot female teenage delinquent.. (moments later): Tom, here goes the answer to your question, there's Michael (pointing at a car parked some distance away). He is on it like a bonnet, raping that girl, instead of giving her a hefty fine.

officer a) Thanks man, well looks like that girl didn't have the money to pay the fine anyways, so she got what she deserved. Let's just hope she doesn't have a beautiful disaster.
by Sexydimma February 13, 2012
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