Blue Bonnet

a sexual activity in which a person chokes their partner until their blue, and then craps on their head.

"i gave Ellie Mae a blue bonnet last night."

by jeremy January 14, 2004

Brad on a bonnet

When a guy called Brad jumps on the bonnet of a girls car at a pedestrian crossing to get her number.

Hey Brandon did you see Brad on a bonnet?
Yeah mate he was trying to get that girls number.

by Tyranasurus Wreck January 16, 2019

scotch bonnet

the act of farting while in a 69 position and leaving a little peice of excrement on the others forhead

Susna looked great after i left her a scotch bonnet

by G-baby December 10, 2004

bee in one's bonnet

a particular notion, especially a fantastic or eccentric one

I think he had a bee in his bonnet about the party (example of bee in one's bonnet)

by The Return of Light Joker September 6, 2010

dutch bonnet

When you take a shit in someone's bed and put the sheets back over it

Steves left Bob a "Dutch Bonnet" at that party last night

by Stwot July 7, 2017

Blue bonnet plague

Word you use in place of correct word bubonic plague because of typing too fast to address an idiotic comment on social media

I don’t care if he had blue bonnet plague, he didn’t deserve to die that way

by The original Queen Bee June 4, 2020

noodle bonnet

1)A large pink silicone face bonnet that protects your hair while slurping hot noodles through a face hole

"Ooh, noodles in hot broth"! I need my noodle bonnet so that I don't get it in my hair or down my top".

by Qtbounce June 5, 2021