Bluescreening

(verb): when confronted with many tasks, the act of procrastinating.

Referring to the Blue Screen of Death, when a computer crashes from trying to run too many programs.

I have so many projects due this week, I'm just Bluescreening.

by Phil Colson May 25, 2008

bluescreened

anything that seems like its irreparably damaged, like a computer when it gets the blue screen of death.

Our relationship had totally bluescreened, so i broke up with him.

by mrpf May 6, 2008

the bluescreen room

A discord server in which the members have hot gay sex on the camera until their nuts are empty

Hey have you seen Noah?
Nah he was jerking off with random dudes in the bluescreen room

by flakyfan99 October 28, 2021

Bluescreen

v. To be killed by a Bill Gates vaccine

He only had a cough but the doctor bluescreened him with the Covid-19 vaccine

by Allegedly Dave April 13, 2020

Bluescreening

When you drink Pabst Blue Ribbon to the point of getting black out drunk. Your mind fails, much like a computer which blue screens. The term gets its name from the blue ribbon.

I slammed so many peebers last night I was bluescreening.

by Sludge24 May 1, 2022

Bluescreen

To "bluescreen" a video while you're sitting outside (backyard, porch or something) means to point your phone up at the sky while playing it so that the sky's blue reflection gives your video a uniform reflective hue. This prevents you from seeing your own reflection and other objects on your phone screen. It's super fun because it allows you to watch the video in relaxing, temperate conditions while experiencing all of the humor and jokes the video has to offer. This is usually done with restoration videos in order to bring them to life. If you ever want to spice up a restoration, bluescreening is the way to go. It can also be done with any other type of video to give it a relaxing, outdoor mood.

Friend #1: You said you never swam yesterday. What were you doing outside?
Friend #2: Bluescreening a video.
Friend #1: What type of video?
Friend #2: A restoration video of an SNES console.
Friend #1: How was it?
Friend #2: Satisfying. Now I know that there's some reliable hardware out there.

by arvinthsiva June 24, 2022