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blocking the plate

When you only get to third base because she's dick tease.
I was gonna score but she was blocking the plate.
by Taint Blocker June 1, 2017
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Bedwars Blocking

When your friend wants to play Bedwars in Minecraft because their account is banned from Hypixel but you don't want to lend your account to them.
Marcus: Hey man, i wanna play Bedwars, can you lend your account to me
John: Nah man, I'm not about that life
Marcus: DUDE, stop Bedwars Blocking
by Jonez_Corones September 20, 2020
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server blocking

The act of preventing one to join a social server, usually in Discord, by making the owner or staff of the server prevent you from joining, rejoining, or being unbanned. This is usually in the form of convincing the owner or staff to ban said subject.
Subject: Hey there, I was wondering if I could be unbanned from server.

Server Owner/Admin: No, someone is server blocking you.
by waves7 April 3, 2021
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Text blocking

When one of two teenage bitches, Qookie and or Pink decided to restrict messages from their view to protect their sensitive feminine teenage egos.
Qookie: Hey Pink?

Pink: Yeah, what’s up Clown?
Qookie: You see Silky and Slobi speaking truth to power about our beloved butt buddy Trumph?
Pink: Qookie I hear you they won’t stop shedding light on the fact that we choose party over family.

Qookie: I say we text block all their messages like we are a couple of teenage girls?
Pink: Yeah I agree, I’m getting my body back too. Messi is the GOAT.

Qookie: Your an idiot Pink. Text blocking you too if you don’t think like me.

Pink: Oh you’re right I’m sorry.

Qookie: That’s a good Pink
by Silky_13 December 19, 2022
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cock blocking

the art of being a jackass who can't guide his own 1" punch to the landing strip so that person has to de-rail your train
jack and jil went up the hill to do it...... but little did they know that the bucket fell cock blocking jack
by funny truth October 21, 2008
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C- Blocking

the intentional act of preventing a possible hook-up
by dRunKnChiEf June 28, 2008
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lane blocking

the practice of preventing another driver from changing lanes. specifically, when a driver wants to change lanes while through-travelling, but finds himself stuck behind slower traffic, he may wish to pass the other vehicle. a lane blocker, however, will find a way to keep the passing driver stuck in postition, making it impossible for the passing driver to get around safely. usually this is a passive action, as opposed to on-ramp blocking or offramp blocking; often the offending driver is unaware of the faster car wanting to go past (often because the offender is talking on a cell phone.)
eric: come on man, just pass this truck! we're going to be late for the concert!
derrick: i can't pass him! the damned avalon in front of us is lane blocking me!
eric: flash your high-beams to get his attention!
derrick: i tried, but he's talking on his cell phone! must be more important than driving safely.
eric: what a dumbass bastard}!
by earpuller July 2, 2006
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