Black Man's Blessing

The philosophy that a single person is granted permission to use casually use a derogatory phrase if one person who is in the group that the phrase is aimed towards does not find offense in it being used. Name is derived from the idea of this concept pertaining to the slur "n*gga," but can also be applicable to many other slurs, such as "f*g" or "tr*nny."

Chris: "Hey, look at that dumb n-gga smoking weed in broad daylight!"
Joe: "You might want to keep it down, dude, that black guy could beat the absolute shit out of you if he heard you."
Chris: "Nah, it's okay, I have a black friend who calls me his n-gga all the time."
Joe: "You want to test out your Black Man's Blessing at this guy, then fine, go ahead."

by RoxanneLalonde June 8, 2013

Zeus's Blessing

When you brush your crotch area past a metal beam embedded in drywall and it shocks the tip of your penis with the fury of Zeus.

I was passing my friend in the hall and I got too close to the corner and I received Zeus's Blessing. Now I can't walk and I now occasionally pee blood.

by Safemilk March 14, 2018

Gutter-blessing

Kerbstone-shaped imprint left in a forehead after the quick lie-down necessitated by 14 or so pints of Bulmers (or equivalent). A souvenir of a trip down amnesia lane.

Now, Father, dere's a half-crown for de church roof and a bag o' frozen peas for dat gutter-blessing ye have dere.

by Dermot O'Logical October 11, 2009

No Bi Blessing

Similar to no homo and No Hetero™, but used when a bisexual person aims to compliment someone’s look with making sure that it suggests no sexual interest in them, so that it was merely a blessing. Can be used on any gender with slipping "No Bi though" at the end of the sentence, to indicate that the complimenter seeks for nothing else to be slipped in. With proper use, it is clear that the admiration is deliberately intended from the Friendzone.

1 - Proper use
Bisexual complimenter: wow guys you are looking awesome!
Receivers: thanks friend for the No Bi Blessing, we're aiming to be the best dressed couple here

2 - Incorrect use (sexual use corrupts meaning)
Bisexual complimenter: you guys have the best butts here, I'd smash! No Bi though
Receivers: oh finally, we've always wanted to have a threesome with you!

by Definitive Doomer December 20, 2019

Satan's Blessing

A ritualistic sexual act that must be performed on the altar of a newly built church, in order to enhance the abilities of young maidens who choose the path of Thothood. The ritual involves the maiden getting spanked on the forehead, followed by the bellybutton D poke... For the ritual to be complete, violent cumshots need to go in both of the maiden's ears (The right ear first), cumshots that will sacrifie her sense of hearing permanently so that her full potential can be unleashed without ever having to hear what others think about it...

The ancient Thottery Thotem sais that in order to have a chance to become one of the legendary Thots, you have to perfectly syncronise the final act of Satan's Blessing with the 6th sound the church's bell makes, when announcing the 6th hour of the 6th day of the 6th month...

by Sinereo September 14, 2021

The Popes blessing

Anointing your partner with your dick , using it like the Pope blesses people with holy water.

"So yeah, last night; I took that little Catholic girl out, I guess it went well. Gave her the popes blessing.

by Throblowe June 24, 2016

The blessing

Wiping cum on your partners forehead in the shape of a cross then telling them they’ve been blessed.

Using cum, Meg placed the shape of a cross on Dan’s forehead then declared “ you’ve been blessed.... and now you have experienced the blessing.”

by MegMegs January 2, 2020