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Eleanor Blease

A girl who is willing to grope a guy if it means being able to beat up a poor and innocent girl.
These type of people usually negotiate their sickening habits in MSN chats late at night.
Dude, I was so Eleanor Bleased last night !
by Damcabooshkie. October 20, 2008
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Blessed

Blessed is a very smart, kind and caring person. If you have beef with her she’ll ruin your social status and won’t acknowledge you until you apologise. Blessed has lots of friends and everyone goes to her for advice because she is very trustworthy.

If you’ve met a Blessed don’t lose her. She’s one of a kind. She’s very musical and has a natural brain. She a whiz kid.
I wish I could have a blessed name like Blessed.
Did you see Blessed in the shop last week?”, she was buying sweets for everyone again!
by Liisa♥️ October 8, 2018
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Bleaked

when someone is so ugly and down bad you want to choke slam them and theyre stupid treesh girlfriend
bowen slingluff is lookin fuckin bleaked gahhdamnn nigga LMAO
by Eugeneeee March 4, 2021
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God Blessed Texas

I've seen a lot of places, I've been around the world
I've seen some pretty faces, been with some beautiful girls
After all I've witnessed, one thing still amazes me
Just like a miracle, you have to see to believe
'Cause God blessed Texas with His own hand
Brought down angels from the Promised Land
He gave them a place where they could dance
If you wanna see Heaven, brother, here's your chance
I've been sent to spread the message
'God blessed Texas'
First He lit the sunshine, then He made the water deep
Then He gave us moonlight for all the world to see
Well, everybody knows that the Lord works in mysterious ways
He took a rest, then on the very next day
God blessed Texas with His own hand
Brought down angels from the Promised Land
Gave them a place where they could dance
If you wanna see Heaven, brother, here's your chance
Well, I've been sent to spread the message
'God blessed Texas'
God blessed Texas with His own hand
Brought down angels from the Promised Land
He gave them a place where they could dance
If you wanna see Heaven, brother, here's your chance
I've been sent to spread the message
'God blessed Texas'
Well, I've been sent to spread the message
'God blessed Texas'
Well, I've been sent to spread the message
Hmm, 'God blessed Texas'
by Death Menace November 14, 2022
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Blessed Sacrament

bs rocks, class of 03 rocks, mrs loudan does suck, we didn't like public school kids, now we do, we are nice, we are bitches, we are spoiled...we are the bulldogs.
bs girl: i'm hott
bs guy: you are hott
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Blease

A word used by retarded trying to say please.
Highschool Quarterback: "May you blease pass the salt"
Fat Kid: "What the fuck's wrong with you dude."
by dantium May 11, 2021
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Blessed my eyes

Something naked or nude has made your eyes feel holy.
Her ass just Blessed my eyes when she was naked- Her ass is like omg
by Jadewillseethis April 24, 2020
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