Someone who constantly has to be connected to Facebook and must update their status every 5 minutes. You will do anything to get onto Facebook, and your life revolves around it.
Person A: "What's up?"
Person B: "Checking my Facebook!"
Person A: "Again!?" "Dude, you Facebook bimbo!"
Person B: "Checking my Facebook!"
Person A: "Again!?" "Dude, you Facebook bimbo!"
by JumperDreams June 23, 2010
Adolescent teenagers under the age of 16 usually who find attractive to act like drunk sluts who want t hook up with someone in a short period of time.
by stanjamin March 20, 2011
A mindless blonde girl who is attractive, yet needing in the intellectual department. Usually has beautiful breasts and a sexy body, which she uses to make a living in the world
Kelly Bundy, Marilyn Monroe, bimbo-girl
by Erex November 2, 2013
Bimbo Sapien:
An aging female with minimal intelligence & marginal beauty.
Obsolete
Also see: Al Bundy
An aging female with minimal intelligence & marginal beauty.
Obsolete
Also see: Al Bundy
by Sgt Bilko February 26, 2009
Zach; oh great there is a whole group of fucking blondes in the C section stairwell, it is going to take an hour to push through that retard convention.
Brice; hahaha, watch and learn, iniciate the bimbo plow
step 1; turn away from selected target
Step 2; engage your power stance(see squating)
Step 3; keep backing up no matter what until you hear the satisfying crunch of an idiotic cunt smashing her skull on the floor.
Zach; OMG!!! the whole of the bimbocracy fell down the stairs... YESSSS!!! that was the most epic Bimbo Plow EVER!!
Brice; hahaha, watch and learn, iniciate the bimbo plow
step 1; turn away from selected target
Step 2; engage your power stance(see squating)
Step 3; keep backing up no matter what until you hear the satisfying crunch of an idiotic cunt smashing her skull on the floor.
Zach; OMG!!! the whole of the bimbocracy fell down the stairs... YESSSS!!! that was the most epic Bimbo Plow EVER!!
by Brice krispie October 27, 2011
An uninteresting youtube video typically featuring a hyper-active, annoying, yet physically attractive young woman. YouTube bimbos have inundated YouTube with asinine videos that typically convey worthless suggestions, assumptions, and information.
YouTube bimbos are usually female around the ages of 15-25. They are characterized as being quite attractive yet overly animated, and vacuous. Thus, the core philosophy of a YouTube bimbo is to emphasize their physical feminine assets and attributes to attract a large audience where video content would not.
A YouTube bimbo usually creates videos that are given strange titles that initially pique one's interest. Their YouTube videos usually pertain to inane subjects or broad sophomoric social topics.
The videography of a YouTube bimbo is notably "do it yourself" but some exceptions are made for more widely known YouTube bimbos with a large network of subscribers. In particular, video production involves the use of a webcam or personal video camera. Shots are usually taken from the head up. Usually, a YouTube bimbo is scantily clad; wearing a revealing outfit.
YouTube bimbos are usually female around the ages of 15-25. They are characterized as being quite attractive yet overly animated, and vacuous. Thus, the core philosophy of a YouTube bimbo is to emphasize their physical feminine assets and attributes to attract a large audience where video content would not.
A YouTube bimbo usually creates videos that are given strange titles that initially pique one's interest. Their YouTube videos usually pertain to inane subjects or broad sophomoric social topics.
The videography of a YouTube bimbo is notably "do it yourself" but some exceptions are made for more widely known YouTube bimbos with a large network of subscribers. In particular, video production involves the use of a webcam or personal video camera. Shots are usually taken from the head up. Usually, a YouTube bimbo is scantily clad; wearing a revealing outfit.
by Define Me! April 18, 2009