Bible

the best fanfic ever

i read the bible every day for the entertainment

by T_T Kill_meNow June 11, 2022

Bible

One of the ways our government delegates population control. There are many banned books on "discipline" in reality they're ways to abuse the shit out of your children but even if the parents figure it out there is always one book that never leaves: "the-Bible."

Jimmy is so screwed up he can't have children because of his dysfunctional upbringing in the Bible and other banned books on abusing kids with "structured discipline".

by Dixie's finest November 22, 2022

Bible

A book that explains how to sexually abuse a child and get away with it.

Can you pass me the Bible. I’m gonna need it this Sunday.

by JesusChrist/God January 17, 2023

Bible

a copy of jjba sbr

man the bible is such a copy cat of jjba sbr

by wolfin361 May 20, 2023

bible

a book to read to scripture of god.

(super good read)

Bella- Let’s go to crack co*caine in the school restroom

sam- no I think i’ll read mg bible instead

lovie- Ahem

by anonymous November 7, 2023

Bible

Often used as a tool for indoctrination, manipulation, fear mongering, threatening children ect

Most useful as fire wood and if you’re looking to get lucky wrap paper.

Bieber: dude do you have something i can wrap this MJ in?

Trent: here’s my spare bible!

by Cupid (carries a gun) January 3, 2024

bible

used to describe a sincere appreciation and liking towards something - to the point of trusting and following it.

Oh boy, ngl that burger was kinda bible!

by long orange April 22, 2025