gutted bernard 

What you say to somebody when something unfortunate happens to them.

When you just lost your cab fare home down the toilet.

or

You've just spilled a whole drink on your packet of fags.

you say gutted bernard in a loud annoying voice

gutted bernard by Jayne Catchpole August 30, 2007

Gaping Bernard

When you bang a girl in her ass and while it's gaping you take a shit in it. Similar to a Monroe Transfer butt a little more personal...

While banging Tara in her ass, I suddenly got the urge to take a shit, so I did what any guy would do in that situation - I pulled out, noticed that her asshole was gaping, went Butt to Butt, and proceeded to shit in her ass. While taking this dump it occured to me this is - "The Gaping Bernard."

Gaping Bernard by The J-Busy Project February 8, 2010

Gill St. Bernard's 

Okay, so everyone is saying we are preppy girls and dudes who live off of Daddy's money. But some of us actually work hard to get the good grades to get into that school!

Okay, so some of us have been there since PRE-K and are so stupid they don't deserve to be there. There are so many other kids who would love to get in!
Gil St. Bernard's is a school for the people who are smart enough to be able to get in. It has about 72 acres and many resources. Stop hatin on us!!

Gill St. Bernard's School has some pretty smart students.

Gill St. Bernard's by peopleperson101 January 2, 2012

St. Bernard's School 

St. Bernard's School is one of the most prestigious prep schools in New York City. St. Bernard's is one of the most rigorous and challenging schools in New York City, and has a fantastic high school placement, sending students to such schools as Andover, Deerfield, Trinity, Hotchkiss, Dalton, Taft, Riverdale, Lawrenceville, and St. George's. The school also has a fantastic sports program, besting other private schools such as Buckley, Saint David's, Collegiate, Trinity, and Allen Stevenson. With a dedicated and hardworking staff, St. Bernard's is a unique and fantastic school giving many kids of diverse backrounds a great education.

St. Bernard's School

St. Bernard's School by jehminer August 10, 2009

Mr Bernard 

A nice, friendly , intelligent guy with huge amounts of knowledge of English. He have many friends, loves Egypt and is going to be an astronaut by his fortune teller.

Mr Bernard is cool and loves space and astronomy

Mr Bernard by Infiniscope June 1, 2021

John Bernard 

Pogi/Gwapo

John Bernard is Pogi na gwapo pa

John Bernard by anonymous October 19, 2021

St. Bernard Sandwich 

When you slobber into a girl's ass cheeks like a St. Bernard dog, then you squeeze her cheeks together.

Man, I was trying to give that girl a St. Bernard Sandwich, then she ripped ass in my face.

St. Bernard Sandwich by Fuckyeah May 20, 2006