bellswag

A bellend that looks like a mushroom used as an insult

You are such a bellswag
You have a bellswag
Go suck a bellswag

by Jay Clarkson June 13, 2005

40 below summer

a kick ass fuckin metal band

that 40 below summer concert was FUCKING AWSOME

by tox May 18, 2003

Coitus Bellows

Usually used were you have a older teacher that has a dan sedin/gordon freeman goatee and doesn't know how to use newer technology/gadgets.

Alex : My woodshop teacher sure is a coitus bellows, he looks like daniel sedin.
Gordon : Yah i seen him earlier, he couldn't even turn on his windows 98 computer!
Alex : LOL!

by TheJizzards June 28, 2011

below sea level

to catch someone "below sea level" is to catch someone staring at someone's ass. when a "big booty hoe" walks around, you can catch many guys below sea level.

Person 1: Holy SHIT that girl thicc
Person 2: Yea man I can't help looking below sea level !

by primetrack November 28, 2018

Bellorix

very cool napoleonic officer

"Wow! Bellorix is an amazing officer!"

by FatherSoter March 8, 2021

The Bellows

During a devil's three way one man inserts his erect penis aggressively into the vagina while the other aggressively inserts his penis into her anus. The two then viciously thrust simultaneously, knocking nuts and making her exhale heavily out of fear and enjoyment.

Fire investigator: How did your house catch fire?
Chad: Me and my buddy were giving his wife The Bellows and knocked over a few candles.

by HardwoodTable May 19, 2019

Reverse Bellows

Belching into a gaping butthole and having the recipient fart the air back in one's mouth.

The Reverse Bellows I gave your mother in church will echoe in my bowels for eternity.

by Leg Tat November 13, 2017