lay off beard

Not quite the same as the playoff beard. The lay off beard is when you stop shaving every day because you got laid off, and there's really no point anymore, is there?

Guy 1: "Dude, did you forget to shave... for like a week?"

Guy 2: "Oh, it's my lay off beard. Go fuck your sister."

by Bri0n October 29, 2010

beard of zeus

something to swear by

By the beard of Zeus!

by zack w September 9, 2005

Bearded Sinner

Facial hair having no shit taking sex machine from hell

He's a bearded sinner it's on now

by Bearded badass April 16, 2015

Epic Beard Man

Epic Beard Man is a 67 year old mother fucker who slaps the shit out of tough guys.

Did you see that dead black guy in the street? I think Epic Beard Man killed him.

by the Gnart February 17, 2010

dick beard

When the man's pubic region grows to such an extent, that it integrates with the thigh and scotum hair thus giving the appearance of a "dick beard".

Ruben never trims his pubs saying that "that shits for metrosexuals", he must be proud of his long ass dick beard.

by Obispo September 4, 2006

Briggsy Beard

Facial hair grown by very spotty individuals. The Briggsy Beard serves the double purpose of partially concealing acne and avoiding shaving the tops off hideous pus-filled pimples. Most commonly grown by students and artists.

Why has that little artist grown a Briggsy Beard?

I don't know. Maybe he's not keen on slicing through those vile septic warts on his face.

by Des Lynam's love-gland December 9, 2006

guildford bearded lady

A living legend resident in the Surrey town of Guildford. She is often seen sitting on benches in a leopard print coat. She has long flowing white hair which matches her similarly long flowing white beard. She allegedly eats children but as of yet there is no solid evidence.

Tourist: Holy shit it's a woman with a beard!!
You: No thats the Guildford bearded lady you disrespectful fuck.
Tourist: Oh my god!! Where's my baby gone?!

by Vince September 27, 2004