BEATING THEM GOONIES DOWN

To absolutely devastate and destroy someone, either by rawdogging them in the asshole or giving them hard physics homework

EDP: BEATING THEM GOONIES DOWN of them kids has given me stds!!
Everyone: oh word nigga?

by realdapboy October 4, 2022

Beating Goonies

Slang from ATL. Means having rapturous, often rough, sex.

"I didn't see you at the game Friday; where were you at?"
"Man, you know how it is, I was beating goonies all night!"

by CramorantJaMorant October 10, 2022

beating a dead penis

When someone excessively pesters you about whether you had an erection in response to seeing someone

Peter: So you had a massive boner the entire time, right?
Paul: No, dude, you're beating a dead penis.

by TheNonErect August 9, 2023

Beating Clarification

When you jerk off and throw your cum in an uinsuspecting blind girl's face.

Guy 1: I want to the school for the blind and performed a beating clarification numerous times.

Guy 2: Let there be light!

by dirty fender May 31, 2010

Beating on Asians

Snowboard/skiing term: Hitting the slopes.

Hew spent the weekend at the snow, beating on Asians.

by Slopeface July 14, 2019

beating a fatty

Masturbating : When you get a hard on, after seeing a pretty woman, or for just no reason at all and then you beat off because your dick is hard and you are almost there.

"Jeff's not going out tonight, he's beating a fatty at home."

nick's got a date with his computer tonight.....he got a boner from this girl at walmart and now he has to finish off..and beat a fatty

by fatty beating master January 14, 2008

Beating my meat

Beating your meat is a another word for masturbation, this usually occurs during puberty.

I was Beating my meat, and all of a sudden, my mum busts into my room, harder than you busted.
Chris Brown beat his wife, harder than he beat his meat.

by 8BitScumBag July 16, 2018