Beastie Boys

The biggest current disgrace to music (and yes, Dashboard Confessional is still around.)

Unexperienced 10-year old: I heard that there was a time when music was good, what happened?

Experienced 20-year old: The Beastie Boys and Dashboard Confessional fucked it up.

Unexperienced 10-year old: Aw, that is so sad, it's just horrible to think that two bands would ruin music the way they did.

by Silverchair owns August 11, 2006

beastling

a beast; nasty in all ways!

Yo. Hui is a beastling because he's so fucking disgusting with his oversized mouth

by smiley. March 13, 2008

Beastie

A loveable English chap who spends his time frequenting the local bars in search of "prey".

Beasties should be approached with caution and never alone - remember - safety in numbers

Wee Beastie
My Mate Beastie
Beware of the Beastie
Beastie the Matador!

by Anon February 20, 2004

Beastie

Ricochet and CS player who is friends with everyone and everyone knows. Brings the happiness to any place in space or time.

Hey beasties here time to get owned.

by Wanksta January 19, 2004

Beastliness

Possessing skills and abilities on all fronts beyond existing comprehension. Able to dominate on every aspect of life, and elevate everyone around them.

The beastliness of Vince from Entourage is unmatched, except from that of Ari and the rest of the gang.

by Maa Offside September 2, 2023

beasties

Animal equivalent of best friends (a.k.a. - "Besties"), in common millennial parlance.

The two fur babies weren't exactly fast friends, but now their inseparable beasties.

by TheEnon October 6, 2016

Beastigen

An Absolute Fat Person Who Has Hairy Body Parts, They Are Most Likely To Be Over 500lb's And They Are Likely To Be Under The Age Of 10

Tia Is A Beastigen

by BigWangInYaBellyButton February 16, 2021