battleshipping

(v) motorboating a chick with big ass titties.

Danny: Dude, what the fuck were you up to last night?
Mikey: Dude, I was at the bar fuckin battleshipping some big ass titties.

by Manny Cruzman November 21, 2009

Battleshits

A case of diarrhea that is accompanied by severe flatulence to such a degree that the sound resembles a naval ship firing its cannons.

Tom had Taco Bell last night, he got the battleshits so bad it sounded like the Battle of Midway in there. Kept me up all night.

by Creeping Gibs January 12, 2010

Battlelip

Going up the second floor bathroom, packing Skoal or Grizzly, and taking a dipshit. The game is played with two other people and the winner is the one who fills up their bottle the most

Yo Rory, you're not allowed to play Battlelip anymore because you spit like a retard on the floor.

by Jordan Koetllos December 1, 2011

Battleshippable

Being in the range of a battleship in Civilization 6

"That city center is battleshippable" "I don't think thats battleshippable"

by The biggest Carrier November 28, 2022

Musical Battleships

Derivation of classic Battleships game, with less ships and music as missiles.

Rules:

- share music video you like
- if i like it a lot -> 3pts, or a little -> 2pts, or not -> 0pts
- then i fire back with a music video i like, and you score as above
- repeat

me: let's play Musical Battleships
you: <link to 'Friday', by Rebecca Black>
me: 0pts, you have no taste
me: <link to 'Brick', by Ben Folds Five>
you: 0pts
me: you have no taste and you have no heart
me: goodbye.

by drkatt June 20, 2012

Battleships

When two or more person's are located in the same area and are communicating back and forth online through lap top computers (appearing like the game BattleShip).

When you post something on someone's news-feed (etc.) that would be an example of sinking their ship.

Also if you overload a person with notifications you have just "sank their ship".

The cause of this action will lead to LOLing, or LOL circles with your Battleship members.

"Damn it Kelly, you're Sinking my Battleships."

OR

"Dude when we get home you wanna Sink Battleships?!"

OR

"Let's all just sink Elliot's Battleships when we get home."

by AverageDyke October 19, 2011

battlestiffy

The notion that the hardness and willingness of your erection to go into battle, as if a sword, in relation to an activity.

I've got a battlestiffy about the next release of Linux.

I've got a battlestiffy for peelers.

by Saundo April 14, 2008