A mentally insane orphan, who dresses like a fucking animal and beats up other mentally insane criminals, who are often dressed up like a clown. Also, when he finds out someone is an orphan like him, he instantly adopts them and raises them to beat up other mentally insane criminals that are often dressed up like clowns.
Batman
by Baguetteeeeee February 14, 2022
A charter from a great book on Wattpad where he starts dating Tarare. Together they almost kill each other one too many times. His main use of self defence is spine throating. Where he shoves a mans spine through his own neck. Things we know about Batman are as follows:
Batman doesn’t acc like tartare there’s a hacker that’s falling in love with him through bataman
Batman’s last name is notthesuperhero
Batman’s packing🥵🥵
Batman has a prank YouTube Channel
Batman is scared of walked in closets
Batman’s goes for spines while fighting
Batman has mpd (cannon)
Batman’s favourite movie is kidnapped 5 dog days
Batman is a yandere
Batman instead of cumming overloads
A body snatcher
Can posses people
Has superpowers
Batman doesn’t acc like tartare there’s a hacker that’s falling in love with him through bataman
Batman’s last name is notthesuperhero
Batman’s packing🥵🥵
Batman has a prank YouTube Channel
Batman is scared of walked in closets
Batman’s goes for spines while fighting
Batman has mpd (cannon)
Batman’s favourite movie is kidnapped 5 dog days
Batman is a yandere
Batman instead of cumming overloads
A body snatcher
Can posses people
Has superpowers
“Holy shit dude why is your spine through your throat?”
“I called Tarare gay so Batman spine throated me :(“
“I called Tarare gay so Batman spine throated me :(“
by Homob499 February 01, 2022
1. A guy who wears a mask, a cape, and a suit. LOL. The first and original Batman is Bruce Wayne, but of course, Nightwing (a.k.a. Dick Grayson) replaced him.
2. Someone who saves you if the Joker plans to blow you up.
2. Someone who saves you if the Joker plans to blow you up.
1. The second Batman's nickname is revolting.
2. squeakysoundinggirl- I hate Batman. A LOT.
me- you wouldn't say that if you were getting slaughtered by the Joker, sister.
2. squeakysoundinggirl- I hate Batman. A LOT.
me- you wouldn't say that if you were getting slaughtered by the Joker, sister.
by AlessaGillespie June 26, 2009
A superhero created by Bob Kane who orginally appeared in DC comics and then evolved onto tv and cinema screens.
by darkhorizon July 09, 2003
Musical term, adapted from traditional Italian "batmani"
Denotes a section with a heavy, repeated 2 note rhythm. The most famous example in popular music is the Theme from Batman
Guitarist: Take it from the third chorus
Bassist: ..Duh...
Guitarist: <sigh> The batmans.
Bassist: OK. D D____ D D ____D D _____D D_____
Denotes a section with a heavy, repeated 2 note rhythm. The most famous example in popular music is the Theme from Batman
Guitarist: Take it from the third chorus
Bassist: ..Duh...
Guitarist: <sigh> The batmans.
Bassist: OK. D D____ D D ____D D _____D D_____
Guitarist: Take it from the third chorus
Bassist: ..Duh...
Guitarist: <sigh> The batmans.
Bassist: OK. D D____ D D ____D D _____D D_____
Bassist: ..Duh...
Guitarist: <sigh> The batmans.
Bassist: OK. D D____ D D ____D D _____D D_____
by TreeWeezel April 24, 2011
-Batman is a DC comics super hero and quite possibly the most badass thing ever created.
-Batman has several movies and games such as "The Dark Night" and "Batman Arkham City".
-Batman's real identity is Bruce Wayne. A billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.
-Batman has several movies and games such as "The Dark Night" and "Batman Arkham City".
-Batman's real identity is Bruce Wayne. A billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.
Friend- "Dude, wanna watch a movie"
Me- "No, i'm playing COD"
Friend- "I rented Batman The Dark Night"
Me- "HELL YEA. I'll get the popcorn and soda"
Me- "No, i'm playing COD"
Friend- "I rented Batman The Dark Night"
Me- "HELL YEA. I'll get the popcorn and soda"
by rage'n'dane January 16, 2013
The verb equivalent of the superhero, i.e. to do as he does, to dress up as the caped crusader and beat the shit out of wrong do-ers
I swear to God if GAME and Santander don't start cooperating over the clusterfuck that was once my Arkham City Preorder, I'm gonna sew a costume, find where they ALL live, and Batman the fuck out of all of them!!
by Chevey0 October 21, 2011