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Batman

A mentally insane orphan, who dresses like a fucking animal and beats up other mentally insane criminals, who are often dressed up like a clown. Also, when he finds out someone is an orphan like him, he instantly adopts them and raises them to beat up other mentally insane criminals that are often dressed up like clowns.
Batman
by Baguetteeeeee February 14, 2022
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batman

1. A guy who wears a mask, a cape, and a suit. LOL. The first and original Batman is Bruce Wayne, but of course, Nightwing (a.k.a. Dick Grayson) replaced him.

2. Someone who saves you if the Joker plans to blow you up.
1. The second Batman's nickname is revolting.

2. squeakysoundinggirl- I hate Batman. A LOT.

me- you wouldn't say that if you were getting slaughtered by the Joker, sister.
by AlessaGillespie June 26, 2009
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batman

A superhero created by Bob Kane who orginally appeared in DC comics and then evolved onto tv and cinema screens.
Wow The Batman.. or is it just Batman?
by darkhorizon October 18, 2006
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batmans

Musical term, adapted from traditional Italian "batmani"

Denotes a section with a heavy, repeated 2 note rhythm. The most famous example in popular music is the Theme from Batman

Guitarist: Take it from the third chorus
Bassist: ..Duh...
Guitarist: <sigh> The batmans.
Bassist: OK. D D____ D D ____D D _____D D_____
Guitarist: Take it from the third chorus
Bassist: ..Duh...
Guitarist: <sigh> The batmans.
Bassist: OK. D D____ D D ____D D _____D D_____
by TreeWeezel May 15, 2011
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Batman

worlds greatest super hero, protector of gotham, legend world wide.

see also Joel
by batjoel January 2, 2013
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Batman

The verb equivalent of the superhero, i.e. to do as he does, to dress up as the caped crusader and beat the shit out of wrong do-ers
I swear to God if GAME and Santander don't start cooperating over the clusterfuck that was once my Arkham City Preorder, I'm gonna sew a costume, find where they ALL live, and Batman the fuck out of all of them!!
by Chevey0 October 21, 2011
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Batman

-Batman is a DC comics super hero and quite possibly the most badass thing ever created.

-Batman has several movies and games such as "The Dark Night" and "Batman Arkham City".

-Batman's real identity is Bruce Wayne. A billionaire, playboy, philanthropist.
Friend- "Dude, wanna watch a movie"

Me- "No, i'm playing COD"

Friend- "I rented Batman The Dark Night"

Me- "HELL YEA. I'll get the popcorn and soda"
by rage'n'dane January 15, 2013
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