bashert

BASHERT means destiny in yiddish

"Just as well/ i figure/everything happens for a reason/ BASHERT — as we say," she wrote. "And on we go..." said Rosie O'donnel.

by Tai Ji December 1, 2007

turkey baster baby

A child produced through artificial insemination.

After days of his wife's pleading to have another child so McGruff would have someone to play with, Jason grabbed a 30-pack out of the fridge, picked up the keys to his tractor, and told his wife to go get a turkey baster baby.

by Mike Payne April 3, 2008

vagina baster

A utensil that is used to douche the vagina.

Stephanie used the vagina baster after sex.

by Joey L**g December 21, 2006

Baser

one who uses crack cocaine and other addictive drugs.

by Anonymous September 5, 2002

Basher

A typically off-road radio control vehicle not usually meant for racing but instead for recreational driving. Often 'bashers' sport hopped-up components aimed at durability because they are typically driven recklessly.

"I recently added a roll cage to my truggy basher because the body snapped last time I rolled it."

by GSlayerBrian September 7, 2013

Basterd

Someone who is employed in the business of killin' nazis.

Nazi: "Sie sind echte Basterd."
Basterd: "I'm going to knock your head off with my baseball bat you damn nazi."

by B1gAlMan August 21, 2009

Baby Baster

A guy who bastes the fetus of a pregnant woman with his spunk after coitus.

Not wanting to waste a perfectly private hospital room, Joe (a baby baster) blasted his girlfriend's baby one last time before her delivery.

by SMG Quakertown January 14, 2010