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basketball girls 

A girl who is determined to win some may be a aggression some may not.
basketball girls are soooo hot.

basketball reasons 

a reason you give when you did something stupid and have no good excuse for why you did it
Sam: hey why did you take an arrow to the knee?
David Stern: basketball reasons

Sean: hey why did you use squirtle against bellsprout? you know grass is his weakness
David Stern: basketball reasons

Borat: Hey mister, why your wife she so sad?
David Stern: basketball reasons
basketball reasons by batrider2 December 16, 2011

basketball practice 

When your girlfriend massages your balls so thoroughly that you ejaculate prior to sex.
Dude, did you screw Jackie last night? No, I was going to but after basketball practice I was totally spent.
basketball practice by balboabob October 13, 2016

Basketball Field 

An outdoor surface, typically a finely groomed fescue or other graminoid, on which the sport invented by Dr. James Nasmith is contested. Often confused with the more common, yet inferior, basketball court, these fields are much gentler on joints and ligaments. Sizes may vary, although regulation fields are 94' x 50'.
1. I am going to the basketball field to dribble my ball.

2. Those tall people are always on the basketball field.

Basketball People 

A euphemism for the N word (n*gger). Primarily used in political contexts when discussing issues like crime or affirmative action (legal racism). It is still an offensive word and its use should be avoided in formal or public contexts. This term was derived from the fact that many Blacks play basketball and receive college scholarships due to their talent in the sport.
Joe: Some asshole broke into my house last night and stole my MacBook!
Tim: Must be those basketball people.
Joe: Yeah, I think it's time to get a home security system.

basketball pussy 

Sometimes known as a gunt, but pronounced enough to look like a Wilson attached to a vagina. Does not bounce true from in the paint.
She wasn't pregnant, but the basketball pussy was enough to keep the fellas from asking for a dance.
basketball pussy by Pantaloon January 14, 2008