barkscrubbing

The act of taking delight in scrubbing your back against a tree.

Oh, look at that lovely bear barkscrubbing!
It itches so bad I'd barkscrub!

by Pavito December 10, 2014

Barksmanship

Barksmanship is one's ability to bark (bs) on documents such as schoolwork or resumé.

"How did you do on the essay"
"I got 94 but I just bs'd it."
"You have superb barksmanship!"

by PSI_Thunder September 19, 2018

bapsing

Bapsing is the action of having sex

Dude I literally caught them bapsing in the lounge

by Zen bitchboy January 7, 2020

Barishofied

Phrase originally created by Naiesha Bansal, meaning, that the barish has barishofied, PURR

Bedika: what’s with the weather?

Naiesha: the soil has barishofied

by NoFaceNoCaseNoWaist May 17, 2022

Barista Special

The Barista Special is when a male Barista will pass the time during his tiring, difficult day job by occasionally stroking himself during the afternoon slow hours, accumulating his semen in a milk jug of his choosing. He will wait until an innocent, unaware customer places an order before pulling their shot and reaching over to his seedy milk jug, placing it under the steam wand and starting to steam the mixture of his potential children and leftover milk until it reaches a consistency he deems appropriate. He will then finish the coffee, using his milky swimmer potion to create some late art upon his creation, preferably in the shape of a beautiful swan. Once the cum coffee is finished, he will deliver it to the customer, standing behind the counter and watching as they start to drink his sick concoction, stroking himself to the sight. The customer is disgusted with the taste, and will throw the coffee away, in most cases leaving a complaint. This is the best part for the Barista. He gets off on the degradation. This will force the Barista to ejaculation, and he will retrieve his milk jug, and begin the process again.

Barista: “Dude, today is kinda slow! Might get time this afternoon for a Barista Special.”

Coworker: “I’m serious, Darren. Get some fucking help before I, honest to god, submit you to an institution myself.”

by Tillyyyy14 July 5, 2022

Brooke Barks

Like her last name suggests, she's a dog, more specifically a BITCH.

Woowwww, that girl over there's a real brooke barks

by mimi2006 May 29, 2019

Marmarason/Barason

Marmarason is a person who thinks too much about girls, often bails on the boys for one girl
The word Barason is also used to define a person who enjoys simping for girls.

Dude 1: So are we going to meet up at your place?

Dude 2: No sorry I'm actually going to simp to this hot ass girl I saw on Instagram the other day so we can't meet up today

Dude 1: You think too much about girls, you are a Marmarason/Barason

by Thin August 22, 2020