Barnacle Bitch

A girl that your seeing and is EXTREMELY clingy, much like a Barnacle on a pole in the water

Guy 1: yoooo dude you got like 46 texts from brooke
Guy 2: what oh my god i was gone for 45 mins
Guy 1: dude shes such a Barnacle Bitch

by Smart ass Russian September 13, 2011

barnacle

Noun - A clingy significant other, or person in general giving unwanted attention and closeness. May be used as a general derogatory term for whoever a person is dating.

"Robin's calling -again-? Sheesh, what a barnacle."

by Imbrii June 15, 2005

Barnacles

unwanted dudes that dance on chics, often times these dudes are foreigners or black guys. These guys just latch on and don't let go, they will follow girls off the dance floor and all around the club. Can also be called dingleberrys.

There were a bunch of barnacles on this one cock tease, who was dancing on the dance floor. You could tell she didnt like this dance floor gangbang.

by Big Pimping January 13, 2008

Barnacle

A queer or a fag

Man 1: Dude, your a fucking cunt!
Man 2: Fuck you, you fucking barnacle!

by Jeff39 April 7, 2017

barnacle brothers

Sailors that have caught herpes from the same hooker in port.

"Seaman Angelo and Midshipman Frazier just left Thailand as barnacle brothers."

by Fr3ak5how17 December 18, 2017

Barnacle Boi

A name given to a person's nose being so fat that it resembles Barnacle Boy.

Bigman - "what's up lilman, omg ur nose is so fat. You honestly look like barnacle Boi."

Lilman - " I know right, it's so ridiculously fat"

by AminTHE3rd March 31, 2020

Barnacle

A young girl that hangs out with old dudes that own sail boats.

Man, be careful around Nicole, that chicks a barnacle.

by BigCase19 April 17, 2021