banhammer

Banhammers are fearsome weapons wielded by the Admins, a race of genetically enhanced people who have been created to serve and to protect online communities from the evil that fills the internet. The Banhammers are mighty weapons, and must be used carefully, as whoever holds one of these weapons have power over the accounts of all others. Also known as the Faggot Banisher, the ATYO (annoying twelve-year old) Destroyer, and the Retard Bane.

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Q: wtf i cant log in!?
A: May the power of the Banhammer compel you!
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Q: wtf you ******s a****** k******* !!! you **** ****ing *****
A: *smashes with banhammer*

by n0o0o0o0o August 18, 2006

barramundi

Using three fingers, excluding your ring finger. Enter two into the vagina and one into the anus. Penetrate as if you would normally.

This can also be done vise versa by entering two fingers into the anus and one into the vagina, depending on your partners preference.

Anyone who has their ring finger cut off can execute the perfect barramundi.

Common related chant: "TWO IN THE PINK ONE IN THE STINK!"

by Stevito January 13, 2008

bahamian squatter

An individual from the Bahamas who shits using a squatty potty. The squatty potty elevates the legs allowing a diet of fish and Kalik to flow right out the small intestine.

"Get off the potty you Bahamian squatter and make love to me. Don't even wipe." - Brooke

by sirpippinspippins December 22, 2015

Barnamj

that person who always brings the best in a situation, who can turn a serious moment into a funny one. He is the guy that always bring the drinks to the party and who the party does not start without

man this party is lame we need a barnamj

by Jack den (SKJ) November 4, 2018

shannon basham

A white monk who is the grooviest duck in the pond. A girl who is irish and has a particular fondness for potatoes. Normally a teacher.

I just saw a Shannon Basham she was teaching and seemed pretty groovy.

by Kyle Merkel December 10, 2013

Thor's Banhammer

A veritable boomerang, any member of anon can take up the Banhammer to smite losers in a fell swoop. It expands to infinity once equipped and can be folded into a pea-drop in your pocket.

It is the ultimate tool of anon and can be taken anywhere.

Used for smiting.

Scumbag Steve: Wanna hear me free-style?
Loloki: Lotso zeros behind this guy's checks.

Shortacat: Purr, purr do thaaat.
Anon: <Thor's Banhammer>
Scumbag Steve: Harumph! I need to work on stealing mixtapes.

/retires to mom's basement for seven years.
Chorus: CP!!!

by Tasha G. Uden March 29, 2011

banhammer

A banhammer is a fictional weapon imagined to be weilded by administrators of online forums and computer games. In some games, such as Blockland, there is an actual banhammer that can be wielded by admins.

N00B: afsdgoadfbhoa
N00B: aqmeriggnouisbnf
N00B: alhgedfghaerdghoaudfhg
Admin: *uses banhammer*
INFO: N00B has been banned for: "text spam"

by Ticamai January 9, 2010