poor banker

A hobo that asks you to "deposit" your money to his "bank" instead of you depositing your money somewhere else.

broke kid: *sees a thick pocket* Ayy lmao wanna deposit your money? 100% of your money goes to my benefit!
rich kid: No mate I'd rather go to wells fargo.
bystanders: Crikey! $That poor banker got a run for his money!

by watdafuq January 09, 2019

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Banker

A person who works in a bank is called a banker.

I want to be a banker.

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banker dick

The kind of dick you find out in the club on a Wednesday, frequents equinox, gets bottle service, refers to all his male friends as bruh....

Ang was late again for work, she busy with that banker dick all night....

by Dirt Dee November 14, 2019

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The Phantom Banker

He who banks but does not claim also known as, "The Secret Banker".

There has been no recorded sightings of the 'Phantom Banker'. All reports of his identity are not proven to be true.
If the banker wants to bank he does without pride of remorse.

He isn't the banker we deserve he is the banker we need...

Boy 1 - Who just banked that?
Boy 2 - I dont know, must of been.. "The Phantom Banker" DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN!!!!!

by G_UNIT123 October 17, 2013

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Wisness Banker

Wisness Banker, a term used describe a person who wears a suit and makes out that there job is more important than it really is.

When asking a Suit what they do.

Hi please to meet you, what do you do?
"Oh I'm a Executive"
"You mean a Wisness Banker then?"

Then walk away while it clicks in their head.

by Euan D May 23, 2008

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