Balloon Pussy

The art of fucking vigorously until the ladies vagina inflates like a balloon

Girl I just fucked Vincent now I’m suffering from balloon pussy

You hear about Raquel and Dj? I heard he gave her balloon pussy last night.

by Face Throttle October 26, 2018

Denver Balloon

The act of creeping up on your sleeping spouse, then spreading your ass-cheeks wide open and in one swift movement, locking your anus-lips to their mouth-lips and letting go with a bowel shattering fart, thus causing your spouse's cheeks to balloon out to full capacity for a split second or two.

dude, i gave my wife a sick Denver balloon last night. I laughed for hours.

by beaver stretcher March 06, 2013

Bean Balloon

A wreaking gaseous cloud that overcomes passersby. Similar to teargas only typically coming from one's ass.

Bill let loose such a massive Bean Balloon that it made Benny throw up his linguini.

by Neufdog2 March 06, 2014

meat balloons

Large fatty breasts, normally refering to female anatomy but interchangable with male obesity.

I think her boyfriend's meatballons are bigger than her own.

by meat balloons mcgruff January 13, 2004

Secks Balloons

Condoms

what are these?(picks up a condom) Secks Balloons.

by FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK August 12, 2008

balloon dick

When your dick is small and pathetic looking in it's normal state, but when hard is like having a two by four in your pants.

I should let you know right now, I have a balloon dick.

by Alex Stockwell November 06, 2006

glass balloon

Someone's extremely fragile heart

My heart just burst like a glass balloon

by marmelhal November 21, 2015