andrew bales

A good young man who shall someday be a decent camper if he listens to a certain complete idiot

Saw thru that log like an Andrew Bales

by Tier roasters roaster October 19, 2020

andrew bales

A good kid with smart thumbs, we hope may some day be a man if he becomes decent at camping

Saw thru that log like an Andrew Bales

by Tier roasters roaster October 19, 2020

Jimmy Garden, Oscar Hay Bale

The 6 inchers
Oscar’s are good at geometry dash and getting bods

Jimmy’s are good at looking like a demented bookcase and love milliebobbybrownandmore

I saw a Jimmy Garden, Oscar Hay Bale

Wow! Did you know they have a 6 inch juicy willy

Yeh I sucked Jimmy Garden’s last night and I licked his photoshopped abs.

by Jimmy garden March 23, 2021

jane bales potion

is it 3am?? are you feeling quite imposterish??? then chances areee that youve taken a hefty sip of the jane bales potion, yes siree !

oh my god i took the fattest sip of the jane bales potion at 3am last night brother

by pai.g January 27, 2023

Dirty John Bales

The act of fucking a prostitute so hard that she dies(can only take place in 1898)

That boy dirty John bales fucked a prostitute so hard she died

by Bruhlmao69420 March 19, 2023

bale bondsman

A hay-farmer's assistant who wraps securing-twine around bricks/rolls of dried alfalfa as they are made.

Now that machinery gathers and processes hay in one single operation, the job of the bale bondsman is largely a thing of the past.

by QuacksO August 31, 2018