Lando Bandito

Reference to a child who displays uncanny ability to fight off anime any of skill or power. Known to stay up late, break all the rules, and be last or late

Check out the Lando Bandito fighting imaginary Pokémon in the keep out area.

by Dicki007 June 24, 2021

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anthony baldino

Big strong independent lightskin man with a very big you know what… he is very nice kind and will steal yo bitch he’s very racist but funny and he can get girls but doesn’t know how he does good in school to, he doesn’t know how to ask someone out without being embarrassed.

Anthony baldino is a great guy in general just a little scared to ask out girls

by Anthony Jamal James Jackson August 9, 2021

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Closet Bandito

A person who pretends to like the same bands & artists that your friends like just to get accepted into your crowd & mingle with you, but when they are alone, they listen only to their old shameful bullshit music in the closet to avoid embarrassment.

"Cornelius is a Closet Bandito! He pretended to like our favorite bands & dress up cool just to hang with us. He just pretends to listen to Uglyhead. This whole time, he's been flailing his arms & dancing to Peyton Parrish in the closet!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 29, 2023

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El Baldico

Football term referring to any match between teams whose managers/coaches are bald, with examples of bald managers including but not limited to Pep Guardiola, Zinedine Zidane Nuno Espirito Santo, Erik Ten Hag, Arne Slot, Enzo Maresca, Max Allegri, Stefano Pioli

Examples of El Baldico include:

Man City (Pep Guardiola) vs Man Utd (Erik Ten Hag) 2022-2024
Liverpool (Arne Slot) vs Man City (Pep) 2024-present
Chelsea (Enzo Maresca) vs Liverpool (Slot) or City (Pep) 2024-present

Who will be outed as the bald fraud in tonight's El Baldico? Find out on TNT Sports

by weirdyrandommetal1977 July 16, 2025

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big dick bandito

A 50 year old man in a white van slowly driving threw everyone’s neighborhood who is looking for the biggest and juiciest dicks out there to snatch right out of you pants.

Hey, did you hear bill got attacked by big dick bandito?

by BakedP0t@toez December 4, 2019

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