weezing bag of dick tips

eating ass with a spoon

that asshole! That Weezing Bag Of Dick Tips

by dildor defender of porn December 2, 2016

Bag of dicks

A person who is so ugly both as a person and as an eyesore that they resemble a bag of the male reproductive organ; also used to describe a man who is unkempt and has bad hygiene.

Dude came over to my house and hadn’t showered in two days! He was looking and acting like a total bag of dicks too! He expected me to cook AND clean for him and he’s a grown man.

by TalentedTongue November 28, 2021

Bag of Dicks

There's no singular use for Bag of Dicks, it's usable to the point of your creativity

An avenue that always gets laughs is to describe the feeling of one's physical condition after some kind of intoxication session

Fuck me, I woke up this morning like a Bag of Dicks

by Sangas December 6, 2022

dick bagging

While in bed, tucking one's penis and balls in the bedsheet, thus forming a cocoon.

I really wish my husband would stop dick bagging the sheets.

by Nog's Nag September 16, 2016

Bag of Dicks

When a person without any redeeming qualities, who annoys or offends everyone in their immediate vicinity, levels up, they become a Bag of Dicks.

Wow, John just went from a dick to a bag of dicks... Dick.

by tonric_fuddlebuster January 12, 2015

bag of dicks

Someone who talks about dicks all day dicks always on there mind

Josh, your a bag of dicks.

by Cheerfear July 19, 2016

Dumber than a bag of dog dicks

Something that is even more stupid than a bag of dog dicks

Jeff said"I knew a guy that used to carry around a bag of dog dicks." that's so dumb said Bob. Carl chimed in and said "I knew a guy that believed everything CNN reported" . Poco awoke from his sleep and said " now that's dumber than a bag of dog dicks". They all laughed a bit.

by Jacker Smacker June 27, 2020