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movie bladder

The phenomenon of always having to urinate more urgently and frequently when watching a movie at the cinema.

Although often thought to be caused by drinking too much soda due to eating popcorn, movie bladder has also been noticed when the subjects have drunk neither soda nor water while watching the film.

It is possible that the combination of a dark environment, watching fictional people's lives and sitting stationary for a long period of time acts as a diuretic, thus causing movie bladder.

It can be controlled, although not always prevented, by limiting intake of liquid for the duration of the movie and for an hour or two beforehand.
Man, I got movie bladder so bad in Star Wars that I had to leave to go pee and I totally missed the scene where Darth Vader revealed that he was Luke Skywalker's father!
by ChocoholicBec July 9, 2009
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Baddest

Toughest, coolest.

Always used complimentary, unless used by someone who has poor grammar and does not know that the superlative form of "bad" is "worst".

Ironically, "baddest" and "worst" are complete opposites, despite the fact that at first glance, they appear to be synonyms.
Don't mess with Harold, he's the baddest one here!
by Rodney Basil July 10, 2004
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badger badger badger

a video about ... a bunch of badgers
badger badger badger... mushroom mushroom
by Jigger February 26, 2005
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crisco and badgers

an unusual sex act, usually the result of a bender. the badgers are usually embarrased and never quite the same again!
Little Miss Slutty Pants went on a bender and the next day photographs of her with crisco and badgers ended up in the local paper. Her friends suggested she stay away from the
Zoo !
by NightWolf777 June 7, 2007
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badger poison

Slang definition for ejaculatory fluid, derived from the Cinemax After Dark series Co-Ed Confidential.
Lisa was duped into giving Peter head at Bible Camp after he told her he was bit by a badger on his penis. He asked her to suck all of the badger poison out, and she totally did.
by Grundoid June 12, 2008
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badgermole

A fictional creature in Avatar: the Last Airbender which is a cross between a badger and a mole. They are large, blind animals which were known to be the first earthbenders. They prey on wolfbats and are fond of music. When Toph Bei Fong was a young child, she ran away and hid in a cave, which was where she met them and was taught earthbending.
"I learned from badgermoles. They don't talk, but they're still good teachers." -Toph
by toph bei fong is awesome May 24, 2011
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badvertising

a state of toxic agency-client relationships, characterized by a lack of transparency and unethical and unprofessional business practices.

See also: how big agencies are screwing big companies out of big money.
Our shady badvertising agency didn't even give us access to our Facebook ad accounts.
by angry_agency_client July 17, 2018
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