Bacon

The greatest thing known to the human race.

"Hey Joe, whats your favorite food?"

"Bacon. Duh."

by afishypuss November 23, 2009

bacon

The best stuff on earth
It can cure cancer

that pig has some serious dick

by Hasbro Jones May 21, 2004

bacon

- unwanted email that is not quite spam
- email you signed up for but don't really want
- email you want to receive but don't want in your inbox

When signing up for a free account on that web site they send you an activation email along with seven other "welcome" messages. Those seven messages are bacon.

by David Marcucci August 30, 2007

bacon

possibly the most overrated food on this planet

it's bacon, calm the fuck down

by hiphophead293847 November 25, 2009

bacon

A Police Officer who is giving you a hard time, or being a "dick".

That bacon was all over my ass, i didnt do shit.

by The Los October 7, 2004

Baconing

The action of whipping someone's bottom or ear using the fingertips of a relaxed hand, to cause the recipient pain and mild humiliation. Baconing of the ear is particularly painful on a cold day. Etymology thought to originate from schools of the Isle of Wight in the mid-1990s.

"I just got a right bad baconing from John."

by Wight Trash December 29, 2012

Bacon

n. A UK prison slang term. its an umbrella term for grasses (informants), nonces (pedophiles and rapists).

Prisoner 1: "Did you hear what Bob did today when the bacons were out in the C block exercise yard?

Prisoner 2: "No, what happened?"

Prisoner 1: "He threw the contents of his slops bucket out his window all over a group of them walking underneath."

Prisoner 2: "HAHAHAHAHA, serves them right the scum-filth-bastards that they are. They gonna stink for a week!!"

Or: "When that bacon 'Jimmy-the -grass' comes out of his cell for association today, plug him with this shank"

by IFFY January 26, 2015