Backhoe

A hoe that likes being fucked from the back. Backhoe

Andrea is such a backhoe

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 4, 2023

backhoe man

A construction worker who plows your wife instead of the back yard.

Doofus: The garage is not wired up because the contractor spent all with my wife instead of working!
Smart guy: That's because he's a backhoe man!

by HAFSNT July 22, 2023

Backhoe

A sexual act that involves a man seated in a chair and a woman giving him a blowjob from her knees. The man reaches over her back to put his fingers in her butthole and proceeds to lift her from her back end up in the air as if a backhoe was reaching out with its arm to scoop up an object with its bucket.

My man Diesel reached over her back and picked her up off the ground like a backhoe

by Deez Diesel February 15, 2024

Backhoe Cracker

A white boy who operates heavy equipment

Uncle Jett's a backhoe cracker.

by Notabackhoecracker November 22, 2024

Booger Backhoe

A booger back hoe is when someone grows out the pinky finger nail to help dig out that hard to reach booger!

Damn Michelle I’m glad I grew out my booger backhoe or I’d have never got that booger out!

Hey bro why’s your pinky finger nail so long? Ah that’s my booger backhoe for digging deep in the nose meat!

For when that booger’s deep in call in the booger backhoe!

by Big1Adam December 30, 2018

Windy backhoe

The act of connecting two assholes together (either touching or with a tube) and passing gas between each other.

Hey Sara, do you want to try the windy backhoe tonight?

by Balloon knot king May 31, 2019

Mega-blackhole

A blackhole that's larger than average, but not as large as a supermassive one, (aka. an intermediate blackhole).

'Two average-sized blackholes merged to form one so extraordinarily large that it became a mega-blackhole (Nickname: 'The Mega'), but even that is nothing compared to the size of a supermassive blackhole.'

(Please read my definition of a supermassive blackhole for more information).

by DianaLuciusDeCollis July 29, 2022