Bumpkin

Giving a homeless man a blowjob while he takes a shit. Similar to a blumpkin, but the receiver has to be panhandling while getting blown.
Trent stopped by the soup kitchen today and gave a few bumpkins to cheer the hobos up!
by Frank Poncherello February 27, 2023
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Bumpkin

Slur for a White person; preferably racist, homophobic, xenophobic, transphobic, sexist, or a mix of a few.
P1: That Bumpkin over there says gay women dont deserve to masturbate, can't believe people like that actually exist.
by Bumper Sticker June 09, 2018
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bumpkin

A bumpkin is know as the best pumpkin or is known as big pumpkin.
bro thats a big ass bumpkin
by 64bitpug December 15, 2021
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Bumpkin

A bogus picture or drawing of a pumpkin.
by Andi Smith November 28, 2018
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Bumpkin

A person who is a bum, but has the IQ of a pumpkin. Anyone can be a bumpkin if you're dumb enough.
oh gosh hes such a bumpkin. I could just eat him
by BumpkinBoo November 13, 2018
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bumpkin

Short for "country bumpkin". A dumb cocky redneck.
The installers are some serious bumkins. Bickering bumpkins. Won't stop arguing with each other.
by nightranchers May 10, 2023
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Bumpkin

A type of pumpkin that bears eat.
A black bear is eating his bumpkin behind that tree.
by Bumpkin nugget April 03, 2021
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