new hampshire bumpkin

One who is born and raised in new Hampshire and has never left the state......ever.

Hey did you know johnny is a new Hampshire bumpkin ?

Yeah , he's 56 years old and never been out of new Hampshire.

by uncle meatster December 15, 2013

snuggle bumpkin

A fine ass girl with so much cushion that you just feel so comfortable laying on the couch with her. She may also have an hourglass figure, making her even more fun to snuggle with. The best kind of girl to end up snuggle fucking.

Friend: Hey man, what did you do this weekend?
Me: My guy, I was totally chillin’ with this fine-ass Snuggle Bumpkin! She was so soft and warm I barely remember anything else!

Friend: Damn! Sounds like a damn fine girl!

Me: Fo sho!

by Pawg Husband April 24, 2024

Bumpkin fever

When you have sex with a country girl and her entire family.

Dude, I had bumpkin fever last night

by anonymous May 26, 2022

Bumpkin

Slur for a White person; preferably racist, homophobic, xenophobic, transphobic, sexist, or a mix of a few.

P1: That Bumpkin over there says gay women dont deserve to masturbate, can't believe people like that actually exist.

by Bumper Sticker June 14, 2018

Bumpkin

A bogus picture or drawing of a pumpkin.

“Why are you drawing bumpkins”

by Andi Smith November 28, 2018

Bumpkin Pumpkin

Someone who is really great so when she texts her friends they are excited to talk to her but the thing is that she’ll text “wow it’s been so long since we talked!” So her friends think she’s going to call but she only continues to send texts like this, leading her friends on for weeks and creating a painful death for them

Wow! My friend E keeps on bumpkin pumpkining me! I wish she would just call

by DD613 October 22, 2022

Techno-Bumpkin

A person that is technologically illiterate and makes no effort to learn more beyond their small sphere of understanding. Someone that will call on someone more knowledgeable than themselves to "just fix it"

Karen is a total Techno-Bumpkin, I'd be surprised if she even knew how to uninstall an app, she keeps calling me to fix it but can't explain what's wrong.

by Bulk like hulk November 7, 2025