Broner

A slang term used to explain the phenomenon during which a fiercly heterosexual male achieves an erection (or, "boner") for or while in the company of one of his male friends (or, "bros"). This may only occur while engaging in all-male activities, particularly those which include feats of strength or displays of hyper-masculinity. Upon achieving a broner, the man in question is often known to exclaim, "dude, suck that shit!" or "meet me in the shower."

Dude when you bench pressed 300 lbs. I gotta huge broner

by CPOLL23 April 2, 2011

Broner

A friend that you love but constantly dissapoints you.

Man I love fred but he keeps fucking up. Yeah what a fucking broner

by Xycomi December 20, 2018

Broner

The excitement one feels when they are around their bro's.

Oh man, I have such a broner right now.

by pool guy October 31, 2012

Broner

when you get an erection from just having fun with your friends. this is a non homosexual boner that most often goes unnoticed. when it is noticed, the person who has a broner will most likely be made fun of, leading to embaressment

Bro 1: " dude, this is such a great time!"
Bro 2: " hell ya it is"
Bro 1: "AHAHAHA YOU HAVE A RAGING BRONER!"
Bro 2: "DO NOT"
Bro 1: " ya you do look"
Bro 3: "thats hilarious"
Bro 2: "SHUT UP"
etc.

by jrevs September 1, 2013

Broner

Having an erection while being with your buddies.

Jack is currently having a broner for no reason.

by Barack Oshizzle April 22, 2014

Broner

A completely non gay experience in which one bro observes another bro having an erection. Following the experience, the observing bro may follow with "congrats on the broner, bro."

dude, this is our first broner. I know you're ready for spring break with that flagpole.

Nice Broner

by Bromosexual Harassment Lawsuit February 27, 2011

Broner

When your straight bro friend gives you a boner

Bro 1: bro you are so hot you just gave me a broner
Bro 2: that's gross bro I'm not gay
Bro 1: no homo bro
Bro 2: it's ok then wanna make out? No homo

by Raddylan April 26, 2016