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shitty 11 year old italian retard aus cheater that gets muted every discord and has a ballsack size of my dads
bonk is a retard compared to wogs
by big dick bonk destroyer September 12, 2020
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Bonk is a skiing term meaning cool, awesome, sick, steezy.
Duuuude that blunt grab was BONK!!
by Jebdbaj September 23, 2020
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bonk

i bonked my head last night

woooaahhh, bonk
by bhaddiebonk October 1, 2020
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by Tf2 Heavy November 14, 2020
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A group of any 5 words of an essay/paper that is being written. Used a unit of measurement to show one's progress in writing said essay/paper.
Originates from the idea of beating up, hypothetically, one's essay as the word count increases towards getting to the minimum word count.
Person 1: How is that english essay coming?
Person 2: I don't know what to write next! I guess I just have to make up something and get a few more bonks in the document.

Person 1: My essay isn't quite long enough!
Person 2: Just include a couple more bonks in what you already have to make it longer. It doesn't have to be perfect. Remember: B(onk)s get degrees.
by psalms86 December 7, 2020
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when the bonk patrol fight the horny
1: "nice melons mmm"
2: *BONK* "go to horny jail"
1: "aaaa"
by ?mypseudonym? March 10, 2021
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The word Bonk was used by the youtuber Corpse Husband in his recent Among us

stream. While slamming the showerhead with a hammer and said BONK.
The showers are like the new electrical. Imma bonk it. Bonk... Bonk....
by cissy_n April 4, 2021
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