brandy

She is someone who likes to annoy people or 1 person. She roleplays a lot at school. No, but seriously she is great. I don't like saying that or admitting it but she is. She may not think she is great but she is. She is fun to hang around with. When you hang around her you will forget about time and be interested in what she is saying. :)

That girl is nice bet her name is Brandy :)

by Anonymous :) :( September 5, 2019

Dirty Brandy

When you’re getting fucked and the D is hitting that spot and you squirt and it lands in your drink.

Yo I was fuckin my girl and I made her squirt so hard I made a Dirty Brandy.

by RopeBunny814 May 6, 2019

Bandy Snatch

A bandy snatch is a vagina that has been rammed so much that it has the ability to stretch like a jumbo sized rubber band. A bandy snatch is not a good thing, unless you have a horse penis. Some may say "its like throwing a hot dog down a hallway"

"I wanted to fuck Monique so bad, but once i saw that hoe had a bandy snatch, i slapped the bitch and ran."

by Davidd Nielsen May 20, 2009

proleusus blanditia

Sexual Attraction, between Humans and Plants.

{Defined By Latin Terms}

Hey Ryan, you have proleusus blanditia!

by Alex & Vlad April 6, 2008

Brandy

Brandy is one of the best people you will ever meet. She is pretty much always smiling and happy, although she does have a wild and dirty side that not many people see. She may appear innocent and shy at first, but don't let it fool you. Once you break her out of her shell, then you will fall in love with this amazingly fun person. She LOVES animals, music, dancing, food, sex, laughing, and making friends. Hold on to a Brandy for as long as you can because then you will have a true friend for life.

Man, she is so incredible!!! Her name must be Brandy.

by SportyLIAM October 3, 2018

Blander Box

A computer with internet connection that supplies so much bland shit that nothing is special or personal since you'll see it all.

"This fucking blander box sure is killing the underground."

"I hate talking to people over this blander box, it's just too impersonal."

"Dude I'm into skat now because of this fucking blander box."

by HateTouch January 3, 2008

Blandjob

The act of giving a hand-heavy blowjob that results in boredom.

Bro she went down on me last night, but it was totally lame... all hand, a total blandjob.

I thought I was going to get some quality head but this chick relied on her hand the whole time--goddamn blandjob.

This girl I met at a bar looked like the type that enjoys giving some head. Needless to say I was surprised to get such a blandjob. I could have stayed home, saved the drink money, and wanked it myself.

by Horrice McCuthery July 20, 2009