Human beering

Term denoting the inseparable bond between humans and beer, well suited to explain to non-drinkers the biological reason for beer craving.

"Awww dude, my liver's gotta hate me, I've been beering it up aaaaall last week..."

"Hey, don't sweat it man, we're all just human beerings"

"True. Thanks man."

(sound of can opening)

by Larsssson May 23, 2009

OBD (Obsessive Beeping Disorder)

A behavioral oddity in which a person unnecessarily locks or unlocks his or her car multiple times even though they heard it correctly the first time.

OBD (Obsessive Beeping Disorder) is on full display in parking lot across America.

by Ae5Ea8 April 7, 2015

beefin'

to eat or eat very quickly, loudly or sloppy

my youngbull dontrelle is beefin' that cheesesteak

i heard him beefin' from over here

by Jaquan123321 August 12, 2009

casual beeping

the act of hooting your horn at random and unknown other vehicles for amusement. The amusement may come from performing the act itself, or, from laughing at the expense of the victim who is unaware as to why they have been beeped.

Let's engage in some casual beeping!

by PJS01010 March 23, 2011

beering aids

Like beer goggles for your ears, beering aids make even the most annoying/horrible song, singer, person, (fill in the blank) sound better than while you are sober.

Karaoke was worse tonight without my beering aids. She didn't sound like Mariah Carey at all!

by bellizima December 28, 2011

sneak beefin'

The same meaning as sneak dissing (insulting someone in secret)

Pimp -"I hate all of these sneak beefin' mother fuckers"

by UltimateXer August 16, 2016

crater-beering

When you suck beer out of someone's belly button.

Ew, Kevin is crater-beering Sophia.

by FIREITUPBOYS April 19, 2018