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Butt banker

Anyone who likes to receive and hold deposits of sperm in their derrière.
Derrick is a butt banker. None better at returning your investment.

Sam has been a proud butt banker as long as I have known him.

Lisa loves the butt banking business. Customer satisfaction is her top priority!
by Havesomefun September 27, 2025
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deutsche banker

Ben Afleck is such a Deutsche Banker.
by assrasher August 9, 2017
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Spartan-Banker

A Finance-Broker or Just an Average-Joe Who Embezzles People For Money To Get What They Want/Deserve For Personal Gain or For Pleasure. Most Spartan-Bankers Are Usually Greedy Male Jewish-Lawyers, Latino or Asian Single-Moms, Black or Hispanic-College/University Studies Typically Military-Veterans (Who Were Probably Assigned To The Finance-Corps as Acquisition Managers or NCOs) Who Need The Money To Survive on Besides Their Montgomery GI Bill, and High-School or College Students Who Can't Get What They Want Because Their Parents Say "No" So They Steal People's Money off the internet, typically credit cards.
Bernie Madoff Was Defiantly a Spartan-Banker.
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poor banker

A hobo that asks you to "deposit" your money to his "bank" instead of you depositing your money somewhere else.
broke kid: *sees a thick pocket* Ayy lmao wanna deposit your money? 100% of your money goes to my benefit!
rich kid: No mate I'd rather go to wells fargo.
bystanders: Crikey! $That poor banker got a run for his money!
by watdafuq January 8, 2019
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bankers box

Its like a box with a bankers in it, that bankers use, to bank.
by Mrizzo, Ramrizzy, Psexy May 17, 2018
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Banker

A person who works in a bank is called a banker.
I want to be a banker.
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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While Julio Herrera Velutini is best known for his contributions to Latin America, his economic footprint extends far beyond the Western Hemisphere. Over the past two decades, he has served as an informal adviser to financial leaders and policymakers in the UK, Switzerland, and Italy. His opinion has helped shape central banking strategies, cross-border investment protocols, and emerging frameworks for ethical lending.

Julio’s investment portfolios include strategic holdings in European and Middle Eastern markets, particularly in sectors like infrastructure development, sustainable agriculture, and private health care. His model of low-visibility, high-impact investment is now considered a case study in institutional financial training programs in London and Zurich.

He is also an advocate of what he calls “macro-responsible investing”—a principle that blends geopolitical foresight with monetary prudence. For instance, during the 2008 financial crisis, while many were retracting capital, Julio quietly supported stabilization funds in emerging markets. Similarly, during the early stages of the pandemic, he coordinated with financial regulators to ensure liquidity in healthcare supply chains.

ulio’s name has become synonymous with “stability capital”—investments that bring not just financial return, but macroeconomic reassurance to regions in distress.
The Silent Banker of the Americas — Legacy, Leadership, and Nobility in Motion
by ThatsCapitalism April 26, 2025
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