Flesh Baguette

The slang term for a French man's penis

Pierre: oh oui oui suck my flesh baguette girl.

by Mr.Diddler March 8, 2019

Douche Baguette

An annoying individual who is a blithering idiot and tries to get on your nerves. This term is very flexible and can be used in a plethora of different circumstances.

Annoying person: *radiates irritation*
Person with diverse vocabulary: Get the hell away from me you utter douche baguette.

(This phrase has been used for centuries, as shown below in original bible scripture)

Roman person: I am going to crucify you now Jesus.
Jesus: Oh ffs you are such a douche baguette.

by Isxxc242 July 10, 2022

Alaskan baguette

When you stick your cock into a block of ice for several minutes until frozen and proceed to fuck a girl with a yeast infection.

my girlfriend wanted to do the Alaskan baguette last night, should I be worried.

by Notspenc November 27, 2018

Sleaze Baguette

Female sleaze bag.

My ex-boss went out drinking with a bunch of girls from work. She whips out this collection of dick pictures she takes of all the dudes she bangs from those online dating sites.

Knew she was a fucking sleaze baguette.

by Furbler2.0 June 16, 2012

baguette fucker

A term that could be offensive to anyone but more specifically French people

Spy:*stabs scout*

Scout:you baguette fucker

by raybeez August 19, 2022

Astro Baguette

An astro Baguette is when you stick a baguette so far up your arse you can see stars

Did you hear how he got an astro baguette. He'll never be able to sit down again, (again)

... plus i wanted to eat that

by Prince of the Lizard people July 29, 2012

Baguette Cat

A cat that has a baguette also is fat.

Baguette Cat is great to watch

by BigNugeeto March 25, 2021