by Mr.Diddler March 8, 2019

An annoying individual who is a blithering idiot and tries to get on your nerves. This term is very flexible and can be used in a plethora of different circumstances.
Annoying person: *radiates irritation*
Person with diverse vocabulary: Get the hell away from me you utter douche baguette.
(This phrase has been used for centuries, as shown below in original bible scripture)
Roman person: I am going to crucify you now Jesus.
Jesus: Oh ffs you are such a douche baguette.
Person with diverse vocabulary: Get the hell away from me you utter douche baguette.
(This phrase has been used for centuries, as shown below in original bible scripture)
Roman person: I am going to crucify you now Jesus.
Jesus: Oh ffs you are such a douche baguette.
by Isxxc242 July 10, 2022

When you stick your cock into a block of ice for several minutes until frozen and proceed to fuck a girl with a yeast infection.
by Notspenc November 27, 2018

My ex-boss went out drinking with a bunch of girls from work. She whips out this collection of dick pictures she takes of all the dudes she bangs from those online dating sites.
Knew she was a fucking sleaze baguette.
Knew she was a fucking sleaze baguette.
by Furbler2.0 June 16, 2012

by raybeez August 19, 2022

Did you hear how he got an astro baguette. He'll never be able to sit down again, (again)
... plus i wanted to eat that
... plus i wanted to eat that
by Prince of the Lizard people July 29, 2012

by BigNugeeto March 25, 2021
