awakerbation

when you wake up with morning glory and you can't resist the urge to beat your meat to the sound of a monkey crying until you start to bleed from your eyes

Harry: i had the most the furious awakerbation of my life this morning

Alena: i know i could here you scream
Harry: you should have cum helped me babe

Alena: no! last time i choked on your hairy scrotum

Harry: its not my fault you coon

by fgdjbdkfn;p December 3, 2015

anokea

Pidgin english, originating from Hawaii, it means I don't care.

Eh can you like tell me where da kine is? Anokea where da kine is brah.

by Meg April 20, 2005

Awomen

Meaningless blather. Only used by those who are going to raise your taxes.

Attempts to show spite towards men, but only reveals spite for education.

No sentence exists that uses a fake word like awoman. If a speaker does not have a reverence or belief in God, they pray to some multi-use imaginary god and end with amen and awomen.
"I have nothing else to say so I will end with the blather of awomen."

by The Token Gringo January 10, 2021

awked out

To feel overwhelmingly uncomfortable because of an awkward (awk) moment or situation

I found her tampons and was totally awked out

by Alicat24 March 23, 2008

awake dead

It is that strange thing when you are awake but can't move at all for the first few minutes after you wake up.

This morning I was awake dead and I was scared.

by Uniquelionheart December 22, 2010

Uncle Wully's Rude Awakening

While sleeping on a futon, next to the bed of your buddy's girlfriend, spew hot garbage from your anus into an oscillating fan. As she awakes from her slumber to the suffocating stench, play possum and keep the giggles to yourself.

After a long day of my buddy's girlfriend badgering, I decided to fall asleep on his futon. This is when I decided to punish her and unleash Uncle Wully's Rude Awakening. She was up for hours.

by The Gerber Gobbler February 26, 2010

Sexual Awakening

The first time in a person's life that they experience a euphoric feeling and desire to be physically intimate with someone.

Timmy: Before I laid eyes on Kelly Kapowski, I thought girls were icky and had cooties.
Johnny: Ahh, so she was the harbinger of your sexual awakening!
Timmy: ...Still is.

by AngelJesusGonzalesSmith April 27, 2019