Autistic rizz

The type of charisma from knowing how awkward you are, yet making an effort anyways

*says something you think is funny but others dont react*
*smiles to myself and think, "I've just got that autistic rizz, man. They'll come around eventually."

by WeenusGoblin September 18, 2023

autistic

A person who is known to have autism. Characterized by repetative movements such as hand flapping, rocking, or banging of the head. Some autistic people have speech delays, trouble concentrating and difficulties with the emotional ques of other people. Some autistics have above average intelligence with minimal issues as stated above.

To be autistic is a challenge for not just the person with autism but the entire family envolved. It is highly misunderstood and has no cure.

Mother of a child with autism.

I encourage others to please read up on autism and make yourself aware of the signs. Early intervention will have the biggest impact on an autistics life.

by rvn76 April 2, 2008

autistic screeching

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! when you immediatly scream out : "REEEEEEEEE, IM PEEKLE REEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" yeah...

"REEEEEE, PEEEKLE REEEEEK!!!!!!" man i think i have autistic screeching REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by Rickle Pick December 6, 2017

Artistic

When said in a British accent it becomes “autistic”. A great way to secretly insult your friends

Bob: joe, you are so artistic (in a British accent)
Joe: why thank you, bob
Bob: 00f

by Fucking retarded bitch ass mf July 27, 2019

Autisticrush

When an autistic, or otherwise socially awkward person develops an obsessive attraction toward another person which is almost never reciprocated, due to the awkward person coming off way too strong and being completely oblivious to their crush's discomfort.

"That weird kid Brian has such an autisticrush on Sarah, it's almost too painful to watch."

by Big McHugeLarge March 12, 2014

Autistic Turtle

When a man is about to have sex he knocks the girl away jerks off on the floor then leaves.

"That boy I invited in last night was really nice, but then he pulled an autistic turtle! What a fucko!" said Jane.

by The king...of everyone June 4, 2010

autistic

a buzzword used by 14 year old redditors to describe things or people they don't like

"ew i don't like this game it's so autistic lol hahaha i called something autistic for the 500th time xdddd lol funny give me my karma and upvotes now"

by I don't know lmao April 5, 2020