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NAACP Awards

An awards ceremony for black people that they are allowed to have, but white people would be racist for having a white awards ceremony
NAACP Awards show is on FOX interrupting Bones!!.
by AngrySouthernWhiteBitch February 12, 2009
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Golden Raspberry Award

The longer name for the Razzie Awards, which have annually dis-honored Worst Achivements in Film since 1980. Worst Picture "winners" include CAN'T STOP THE MUSIC, HOWARD THE DUCK, Madonna's remake of SWEPT AWAY, GIGLI and Halle Berry as CATWOMAN.
Halle bery actually showed up to accept her Golden Raspberry Award as Worst Actress of 2004 for CATWOMAN.
by HeadBerry April 30, 2005
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Award Tour

A blitzkrieg-like celebratory jaunt of licking, sucking, and fucking where the total length of tour is predetermined to avoid headaches, inconveniences, or heartache.
That bitch is moving away and I've got an old lady too so we set up an Award Tour from October to November to keep that shit simple and tight.
by pH Balance January 25, 2008
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NSS Award

The "No Shit Sherlock" Award. Given to people who state something so incredibly obvious, it pisses you off.
"Man, Rosie O'Donnel is fat."
"Congratulations, you win the NSS Award."
by poopy January 1, 2004
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Dead Genius Award

Fictional award bestowed upon individuals whose genius has become exaggerated as a result of their untimely death, usually before the age of 30. The award is usually presented by individuals who realise that music fans, the music industry and media often get carried away, mistakenly believing that any musician who dies young was a genius. Those bestowing the imaginary award are also able to entertain the idea that a musician who died young might have gotten fat, old or made a crap album. There is no official ceremony for the award as it is fictional and is often allocated during pointless conversations between friends. Many a Dead Genius Award is awarded each year with no official committee to decide who most deserves the award. This is mainly out of respect for the friends and family of the dead.
Candidates for the award include Tupac Shakur, Kurt Cobain and Jeff Buckley.
Person A: 'Dang, Nirvana weren't actually THAT good were they?'
Person B: 'Nah mate, i think Kurt's up for a dead genius award dont you?'
by J Riley July 14, 2008
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Miley Cyrus TEen Choice Awards Performance of Party in the USA

A nasty # Minute Video of Screechy Sounds, Pole Dancing and Crying 2 Year olds.
OMFG My Son Just Saw the Miley Cyrus TEen Choice Awards Performance of Party in the USA. Then the next day I caught him wearing a bra over a vest and in my thong.
by Miley Cyrus REal Miley March 16, 2010
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COD Dedication Award

While playing multiplayer Call of Duty, you ignore the urge to shit to try to finish the current match. You fail and drop a deuce in your pants.
Our team was behind two kills so I won the COD dedication award and frag two dudes with a grenade.
by bribo67 February 18, 2011
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