Tall, skinny white guy with a monster dick who goes MIA months at a time then randomly sends “wyd” texts out of the blue.
by youllneverkn0w March 01, 2019
by Dumb_slut July 06, 2021
a fucking piece of shit that makes fun of your dead dogs and makes rap songs about you known for bullying kids named Brian and is a fucking gay ass bitch
by benchwarmer69420 December 16, 2019
A really sweet guy who may be hesitant to talk to you at first but then ends up being one of the most caring people you know. Will always be there for you even if the relationship is totally platonic. Is also a huge nerd and super adorkable.
by FailingAtLifeYo January 07, 2014
The sweetest guy ever. He has dark brown wavy hair and brown eyes. He is really really cute, ripped, and nice. He has lots of friends, is really funny, and plays guitar. Austin is someone you want to date because of how caring he is. Also has an amazing smile and laugh and really pretty eyes.
Sam: I got a new boyfriend. He's sooo sweet and cute and nice. he's got the most amazing smile. :)
Anna: is he an austin?
Anna: is he an austin?
by samm the m is silent(; October 18, 2011
An Austin is an extremely cute man with a pretty large penis. Austins are usually taller than their girlfriends or lovers. Austins are GREATT in bed. And sometimes love to cuddle. They are very athletic and extremely loyal and faithful to their girlfriends. they are willing to take chances and put in an effort into their relationships!
by IamME97 March 14, 2012
Total dweeb. Will rush pike and gain a little more than the freshman 15. Hasn't figured out how to properly groom his facial hair, and smells a bit like fish. Beady eyes that will for sure creep you out. Rocks the double chin. Has a crush on his mom but will never admit it, like ever. Needs to trim his nails all the time. Always is saying, "if you smelt it you dealt it", even though he TOTALLY dealt it. Overall a real jackass, 0/10, would avoid.
by ilovepike December 26, 2017