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Asslessness

A person who is the king or queen of not having an ass. One who is assless to an extreme.
Your asslessness astounds me!
by TimmPower December 31, 2009
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to rub asses

A term used to define a situation where you are forced to be around and interact with a person that you don't like.
"Im going to my parents house for Thanksgiving; and I'm going to have to run asses with my brother-in-law."

"I'm going to work to rub asses with my idiot boss!"

"God I hate Tom. But I'm not missing Craig's party, so I will rub asses with him all night if I have to."
by Dustin Mousley December 27, 2007
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excuses are like asses

A phrase that explains that everyone has an excuse for their mistakes, problems etc.
Excuses are like asses, everyone has them (except some gimps).
by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004
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Assessory

Formerly known as a 'gold digger' this term refers to a female or 'piece of ass' who acts as an accessory to her wealthy boyfriend or husband. Assessory. These females are known more for who they are boning at the time, rather than who they are. Some experts in the field have suggested that they are actually mythical creatures which appear only when men reach income levels of the mid-six figures, or sign NBA contracts.
Damn, look at that assessory! Don't know that bitch's name, but shes draped over that dude like a scarf. Sometimes he rolls with two assessories at a time. Stupid hos!
by the[S]MAG October 3, 2007
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Assness

The quality of being an ass. How much of an ass you are.
Barney's sweet nature makes up for some if his assness.
by majorlanguage August 12, 2017
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Kick-Asstest

kick ass
adj. Meaning awesome cool, beyond rad.
Ex. That concert was so beyond kick-asstest, that you couldn't even comprehend it if you tried.

No, you're not right about him, he has the most Kick-asstest personality ever.
by MoKneeKahLyza November 25, 2006
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Risk Assessment

A form designed by bureaucrats to waste the time of people with useful jobs
1: I need to do this work
2: Here's 4 risk assessment forms to fill out

...days later...

1. Ok I've done that
2. You filled out the wrong ones, here are the new ones

....later still....

1. Look, just tell me what to write!
2. Have you considered that blowing you nose and getting a nosebleed should be on here
1. What? I just want to weigh some stuff that is otherwise kept in the freezer
2. You're using a freezer! Here's another risk assessment to fill out
by pseuodnymphomaniac October 7, 2015
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