Your asslessness astounds me!
by TimmPower December 31, 2009
Get the Asslessness mug.A term used to define a situation where you are forced to be around and interact with a person that you don't like.
"Im going to my parents house for Thanksgiving; and I'm going to have to run asses with my brother-in-law."
"I'm going to work to rub asses with my idiot boss!"
"God I hate Tom. But I'm not missing Craig's party, so I will rub asses with him all night if I have to."
"I'm going to work to rub asses with my idiot boss!"
"God I hate Tom. But I'm not missing Craig's party, so I will rub asses with him all night if I have to."
by Dustin Mousley December 27, 2007
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by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004
Get the excuses are like asses mug.Formerly known as a 'gold digger' this term refers to a female or 'piece of ass' who acts as an accessory to her wealthy boyfriend or husband. Assessory. These females are known more for who they are boning at the time, rather than who they are. Some experts in the field have suggested that they are actually mythical creatures which appear only when men reach income levels of the mid-six figures, or sign NBA contracts.
Damn, look at that assessory! Don't know that bitch's name, but shes draped over that dude like a scarf. Sometimes he rolls with two assessories at a time. Stupid hos!
by the[S]MAG October 3, 2007
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No, you're not right about him, he has the most Kick-asstest personality ever.
No, you're not right about him, he has the most Kick-asstest personality ever.
by MoKneeKahLyza November 25, 2006
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2: Here's 4 risk assessment forms to fill out
...days later...
1. Ok I've done that
2. You filled out the wrong ones, here are the new ones
....later still....
1. Look, just tell me what to write!
2. Have you considered that blowing you nose and getting a nosebleed should be on here
1. What? I just want to weigh some stuff that is otherwise kept in the freezer
2. You're using a freezer! Here's another risk assessment to fill out
2: Here's 4 risk assessment forms to fill out
...days later...
1. Ok I've done that
2. You filled out the wrong ones, here are the new ones
....later still....
1. Look, just tell me what to write!
2. Have you considered that blowing you nose and getting a nosebleed should be on here
1. What? I just want to weigh some stuff that is otherwise kept in the freezer
2. You're using a freezer! Here's another risk assessment to fill out
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