The Vampire's Assistant

An extremely kick-ass movie which is much better and more accurate on vampires than Twilight.

If you saw The Vampire's Assistant, then you have seen the best movie ever!

by DarkAngelOfIllusion October 25, 2009

Assisted Schoolicide

1. Masochistically destroying one's own social life with excessively hard or time-consuming highschool/college courses.

2. Attempting suicide by way of sleep deprivation, induced by excessive schoolwork.

My classes were all really easy last year, so I attempted Assisted Schoolicide by signing up for three extra-curricular courses.

by FearTheBoomstick October 19, 2010

assistibator

n. Someone who helps you masturbate

I was feeling a little horny, so I called up Gritz's sister to come over and be my assistibator. She's a top-notch assistibator.

by This Fucking Guy January 31, 2014

Assistabator

A person that helps another person masturbate.

Gary has no hands and needs help getting off, so he enlists the help of a friend who assists him with masturbating. Therefore his friend is an assistabator.

by CreamBunBros July 1, 2014

Assistant Principal

The one the principal sleeps with to completely monopolize the school board.

Person 1: Have you talked to the Assistant Principal recently?
Person 2: No, I don’t think so.
Person 1: That’s because she was fired after being caught sleeping with the principal.
Person 2: Oh my god really, that’s insane!
Person 1: I know!

by 4:31Time April 23, 2020

wrist assist

When you're banging your woman from behind and you just cant give it to her hard enough, you place your right hand (or left hand for left handed people) on the rear of the respective hip and aid your motion with the power of your forearm.

Hey bob, last night my girl was on it like never before, I even had to break out the wrist assist!

by DictionaryDave April 26, 2009

Fitted-assist

When lighting a cig, blunt, or doobey inside a fitted hat when it's windy.

Zach: Damn bro its so fucking windy out here.
Jared: Hold on dude I got an idea *flick..flick..flick*
In unison: Ahhh fitted-assist...

by Zach-Jared June 30, 2011