assfinger noogie

A staked finger with quills protruding and extending from one's asshole. Stinks a bit. An assfinger noogie stings a bit but makes you ejaculate violently.

Damn, he gave me an assfinger noogie and I came like a shotgun.

by Ptrackinator October 20, 2017

assfalt

You're accountable for your own shit.

You fucked it up so unfuck it, it's your own assfalt, sorry but your ass your fault dude.

by King of the Bomangoddies June 8, 2018

Asif

A BIIIIIG ANIME WEEB LIVING WITH BIG BOZONGA ANIME GIRLS IN BEDS WITH APPPPPLESSSS AND WATERRRRRR RAINING ON EM.

Sorry he was being weird don’t listen to the sentence before this.

Asif are you fighting over apples and anime again?

by Ailed;kkaldsfjladfj;ldfj February 7, 2022

ASSdfghjkl

When someone sits on a computer keyboard and takes a shit on it.

Ryan decided to play a sick joke on Sal by crapping all over his open laptop. Sal saw what Ryan did and said “thanks for the ASSdfghjkl! Now clean it up and get the fuck out of here!”

by joseph blough December 31, 2022

Assafia

A land in Algeria that is famous for containing the mystical region and village of Cherguiya

Guy1:so i've been to assafia last week on a motorcycle.
Guy2:did you visit cherguiya ?
Guy1:ofc bruv nearly got charmed by the sunrise and passed the 1 hour limit , but here i am.

by verytrustworthy1 April 28, 2023

assfacet

An assfacet is an asshole who, per legend, has a small invisible knob on their neck that is almost constantly turning. This releases a flow of assholishness that influences all others in the vicinity. Occasionally the knob stops turning and they become normal, but on an average day it is turning.

"Have you seen Molly's new boyfriend, Jake?"

"Yea, he's a total assfacet, though."

by Mark ;) November 10, 2008

assflowers

The unique smell that is caused by flowery air freshner covering an extremely pungent flatus.

Woah, this room smells like assflowers, Sean.

by PigfuckerPantyStealer November 29, 2006