asscunt

The female version of a gooch. The area where the ass and vagina meet.

My asscunt is smelly, itchy, and it stinks.

by babygmamaa July 1, 2011

asscatapult

When your taking a deuce and you launch terds out of your rectum at such a high velocity, that the water hits your butt cheeks.

So, I was pillaging my toilet yesterday and then I brought in the asscatapult to finish the job.

by Steve Viola October 30, 2008

Asscatastrophe

n: someone who is a complete mess, while at the same time is being belligerent and somewhat of a dick.

Holy shitman look at you. Your a goddamn asscatastrophe.

That fuckin asshats an asscatastrophe.

by Assclown100 March 28, 2011

Asscature

When you shart your pants and don't change them. The turd becomes an image.....

Oh man I just sharted and I don't have a change of pants I'm going to have to wear these all night when I pull my underwear off it's going to look like an asscature

by Nader1968 June 15, 2017

asscunt

someone who moves in on a person intending to do harm under the guise of ignorant innocence

John: watch this video. this guy walks up on this black lady with a camera and she ends up getting charged with assault for trying to knock his camera out of his hands. The whole time he plays ignorant even though he's poking her.

Ted: What a fucking asscunt.

John: no kidding. effective tho. if he wanted her out of his neighbourhood he won.

Ted: yeah.. I guess so. He won like an asscunt. Can you believe the law protects these people?

John: ... fuck.. I guess so. not every law tho

by dicklickinballs October 10, 2017

asscunt

a merger between the asshole and the cunt. most often someone of whit with low strength and low principal. most often male, asscunts are known to provoke and withdrawl. it is theorized that asscunts are an unfortunate byproduct of the West's protection of free speech and discrimination of violent offenders. while in other parts of the world, asscunty traits are eliminated rather rapidly, they tend to thrive in areas that promote defense of the pre-evolved form of asscunts known simply as shitbags. often deserving of a good beat down but illusive enough to evade any such due harm.

John: Quinton was fucking with this kid - taking shots at him big time. Humiliating him. That's when buddy leapt for em but somehow the asscunt evaded him. and somehow he got everybody to laugh at this guy who didn't do anything wrong. can you believe society gives these people props?

Ted: yeah... unfortunately.

by dicklickinballs October 10, 2017

assbuttress

To hold or support a heavy ass.

Jose is such an assbuttress.

by Phillie Blunt 2 dope represent May 5, 2019