Ass Monkey

A monkey that has been dwelling inside of the cheeks of the ass

Your an ass monkey

by Skanky sammington November 21, 2019

ass monkey

i want to break up with you.

you ass monkey

by johnny dame February 3, 2022

Monkey ass

ass so fat it makes peoole go bananas

MIA GOT MONKEY ASS!!!!

by Mia_zay_qua April 10, 2020

ass monkeys

when you're surprised

'holy ass monkeys you scared me!!!'

by Seniorchineseman June 15, 2018

Ad-clear Ass-Monkey

An individual so horrible at the video game: Destiny 2, that the only role they can secure in a multi-player activity is to kill weaker enemies inside of damage encounters.

Where is that Ad-clear Ass-Monkey, and why the fuck isn't he killing ads?

by Jikinirdon June 2, 2024

Monkey's Ass

A statement of displeasure or a neutral affirmation.

Mike: Its going to snow today
Uncle Paul: Monkey's Ass to that!

*phone rings
Uncle Paul: Monkey's Ass

by Gius? November 4, 2024

ass monkey

Something you should never, ever call a black person because they consider it racist (no matter how many white ass monkeys you've also called out).

Guy in hospital: "All I remember is Tyrone insulted my mamma so I called him an ass monkey, and then everything went dark and I woke up here."

by geek_nerd_69 October 28, 2020